DEBUT: "Oh Sit!"

RULES: 12 players compete each episode. Once the music from Tori & The FOS Band's playing, they run around three obstacles & at the end of each one's a green line worth cash. As soon as the music stops, they must cross one of three bridges to Chair Island, where most of the chairs have cash amounts attached to them. In the first four rounds, contestants are eliminated when they fail to sit down in a chair, have the least dough in each round, withdraw or get disqualified (for contact above the neck, contact w/ the intention of hard or pushing from behind on the trap). Only the person who sits down in the sole chair during the final round will win the championship & their money.

Here are the first 12 runners/sitters:

 
Boys
(odd numbers): Todd Gady (cross dresser), Bobby Waldron (who has a nickname of "Killer Bobby"), William (insomniac), RJ Hurley ("MCPushyPants"), Eric Gwizdala ("The Beard") & Javier Pagan (U.S. Marine)

Girls (even numbers): Holly Hitsman (a ranch hand on her parents' farm), Katrina (a 22-year-old freeloader), Kaycee Castillo (babysitter), Jenni Smith (girl next door), Jasmine (who plays several sports) & Jessica Hansen (personal trainer)

(Notes: Alan Carter's the director & we frequently hear the same sound effect from "Baseball IQ" when a player's turn is over.)


At least for the first round, the obstacles on the outside ring are Drop Zone, Boneyard & Ice Breaker, which are each worth $100. There are 10 chairs on CI; they're worth anywhere from nothing to five grand. The bridges in the opening round are Corkscrew, Barracuda & Twister.


R1:
"Paris" (Oh La La)" by Grace Patter & The Nocturnals


Jasmine
WITHDRAWS after a rough run through the IB.


CHAIRLESS-
Eric


Katrina
: $500 + $750 = $1,250

RJ: $600 + $150 = $750
Javier: $700 + $1K = $1,700
Bobby: $200 + $500 = $700
Kaycee: $400 + $350 = $750
Todd: $700 + $600 = $1,300
Jenni: $500 + $250 = $750
William: $600 + $50 = $650
Holly: $400 + $5K = $5,400
Jessica: $500 + DUD = ELIMINATED

The next obstacles on the outside worth $150 apiece are Shockwave, Spin Cycle, Crazy Climber, while leading to CI are Hammerhead, Shark Attack & Twisted Twister.


R2:
"Feel So Close" by Calvin Harris


OUT DUE TO TWISTED ANKLE-
RJ


Bobby
: $450 + $750 = $1,200 ($1,900)

Todd: $450 + $1K = $1,450 ($2,750)
Katrina: $300 + $200 = $500 ($1,750)
Javier: $600 + $500 = $1,100 ($2,800)
William: $450 + DUD = $450 ($1,100)
Holly: $450 + $5K = $5,450 ($10,850)
Jenni: $300 + $100 = $400 ($1,150)
Kaycee: $300 + $50 = $350 ($1,100)

DQ-
Bobby (throwing an elbow at the back of Katrina's neck)


On the outside this time paying $200 apiece are the Back Cracker, Car Wash & Wedge, while the following need to be crossed: Holey Sit, Fish Tail & Barrel Roll. Starting in Round 3, the dollar values are worth up to $10K & the musical guest of the episode appears, who in this case is Kevin Rudolf!


R3:
"Let It Rock" featuring Lil' Wayne


CHAIRLESS-
Jenni


Todd
: $2K + $1K = $3K ($5,750)

Javier: $2,200 + $250 = $2,450 ($5,250)
William: $2K + $100 = $2,100 ($3,200)
Kaycee: $1,400 + $2K = $3,400 ($4.5K)
Holly: $1,600 + $10K = $11,600 ($22,450)
Katrina: $1,800 + DUD = $1,800 (that costs her $3,550)

Next in the obstacle department are the Cleaner, X-Terminator & Double Trouble, paying off at $250 each, while next in terms of bridges are Scorpion, Revolver & Leap of Faith


R4:
"This is What Rock N' Roll Looks Like" by Porcelain Black


CHAIRLESS-
William


Todd
: $2,750 + $2K = $4,750 ($10.5K)

Javier: $2.5K + $10K = $12.5K ($17,750)
Holly: $1,750 + $1K = $2,750 ($25,200)
Kaycee: $1,750 + DUD = $1,750 (she loses $6,250)

Kevin's Other Song Tonight: "Don't Give Up"


FR:
There are no bridges- they have to swim & climb up Chair Mountain, which is a 45-degree incline w/ two sets of Sweeper Arms. Each obstacle's worth $1.5K.

FS: "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz
 
FINAL BANKS:

Todd: $24K
Holly: $35,700
Javier: $31,250

FIRST CHAMP-
Javier