These Pirate-Themed Couples Are Walking the Plank (because they all got married in pirate-themed weddings):
Dwight & Debra Coleman (Anaheim; he's dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow)
Nick & Brittany Schevikhoven (Jacksonville, FL; they first met at a bar during ladies' night)
Daniel & Eve McKay (Ocala, FL; she finds his height very sexy)
R1:
1. When you see her, what part of her body do you say shivers your timbers the most?
2. People feel more comfortable in familiar surroundings, so who do you name as someone in your family who has a lot of the same qualities as her?
3. "Our love was written in the stars & I'd say my wife was over the moon that time I ___________________."
D & D:
1. Breasts- EYES
2. Aunt Karen- DAUGHTER-IN-LAW DOMINIQUE
3. Had a romantic BBQ- THE TIME I MADE DINNER FOR HER OUT ON THE PATIO (5)
N & B:
1. Booty- BOOTY (5)
2. Aunt Karen- MS. KIM
3. Proposed to her (I saw that answer prematurely while they were answering their first Q)- MASSAGED HER FEET
D & E:
1. Booty- BOOTY (5)
2. Sister Julie- JULIE (10)
3. Write her poetry- KISSED HER AT THE AIRPORT
SH (fittingly): The Buccaneer
R2:
1. What do you say's the last thing he did that prompted you to say "Are you crazy"?
2. How do you describe your relationship w/ him using one word that starts w/ R?
3. You know they say old habits die hard, so what do you say has been the toughest habit for him to break since meeting you?
BQ: I'm sure it was a great day for both of you, but who do you say had a better time at his wedding?
D & D:
1. Told her they were coming on this program- FIRE-BREATHING COWBOY THING
2. Romantic- ROMANTIC (15)
3. Stopping & posing for pictures- BEING VERY PUNCTUAL
B: Him- WRONG
B & N:
1. Took too many classes at once for his captain's test- RUNNING OUT IN FRONT OF TAXI CABS
2. Romantic- RIDICULOUS
3. Smoking- SMOKING (15)
B: Him- RIGHT (40)
E & D:
1. Told her we were coming to play this game- MATCH (20)
2. Resplendent- ROMANTIC
3. Smoking- SMOKING (30)
B: Him- WIN! (55)
CP: La-Z-Boy sofa
G2:
Jonah & Kathryn (he reportedly plays Bridge & walks around w/ a cane)
Eddie & Asia (who first met at a local fire dept.)
Kevin & Hayley (she burps a lot, while he plays fantasy football frequently; their given picture was in front of a fire truck)
R1:
1. In "When Harry Met Sally", Harry told Sally that he loved that it took her 1.5 hrs. to order a sandwich. Which of her little quirks do you say you find most charming?
2. "Every relationship has its peaks & valleys, but my wife makes a mountain out of a molehill when I _________________."
3. Just like snowflakes, no two women are alike- tell us one physical thing that makes your wife truly unique.
J & K:
1. Her incredible smile- LOVES TO GET UP & SING KARAOKE ON STAGE
2. Sneak cigarettes- TAKE THE BETTER SIDE OF OUR DESK
3. She's so tall- HER 6' HEIGHT (5)
E & A:
1. She's calming- BAKES A LOT
2. Drive- DRIVE (5; in a Honda Civic)
3. Her smile- THE GIRLS
K & H:
1. Her cuddling- LIKES TO SHAKE HER BUTT
2. Chew w/ my mouth open- CHEW W/ MY MOUTH OPEN (5)
3. Testosterone- BOOTY
The next two games are for the chance to stay at The Bishop's Lodge.
R2:
1. "It's important to have an attitude or gratitude, which is why I'm thankful every day for how _____________ my husband is."
2. Tell us something no matter busy the two of you get that he always finds the time to do.
3. If you had been limited to only one thank you card for all the gifts you got for your wedding, who do you say she would've sent it to?
BQ: If he stumbles on a nude beach, do you say he would let it all hang out or hang onto his towel for dear life?
K & J:
1. Generous- HEALTHY
2. Have a really good dinner- HAVE DINNER TOGETHER ON A DAILY BASIS (15)
3. His parents- HIS PARENTS (25)
B: Out- MATCH (50)
A & E:
1. Compassionate- OUTGOING
2. Have dinner- CUDDLE ON A COUCH
3. Him- NEIGHBORS MONICA & DON
B: Out- MATCH (30)
H & K:
1. Thoughtful- OLD-SCHOOL GENTLEMAN (15)
2. Watch their shows- DATE NIGHT
3. Jill- HER PARENTS
B: Onto- MATCH (40)
CP: iPod/iPhone dock
G3:
Shaun & Berni (who love to skydive & shark tank swimming)
James & Michelle
Chavaris & Terri (she allegedly always wins when they play card games together)
R1:
1. They say it's always the little things that matter the most, so tell me something you say she does for you that, although small, really matters.
2. "All my wife has to do is _______________ for me to know she's absolutely NOT in the mood for love."
3. Think back & try to remember what it was like kissing all the chicks you've dated- who do you say measures up closest to her in the pecking order?
S & B:
1. Has dinner ready when he gets home- COOKS DINNER EVERY NIGHT (5)
2. Turn her back- GO TO BED W/ HER CLOTHES ON
3. Most recent ex Dana- DANA (10)
J & M:
1. Cleans- CLEAN UP AFTER HIM (5)
2. Give me a look & a "no"- SAY "UGH"
3. Prior girlfriend Jackie- JACKIE (10)
C & T:
1. Gives him $$$- COOKING
2. Tell me she's tired- GET TIRED (5; because she has three different jobs)
3. Kiyana- FIRST GIRLFRIEND CRYSTAL
R2:
1. If Sherri went back in a time machine & asked the 16-yr.-old version of you, do you say your hubby would think he's funnier, more athletic or wilder than you?
2. The holidays are all about family, so tell me what do you say was his family's most bizarre holiday tradition?
3. What do you tell was something he did for you while dating that pretty much confirmed that the two of you could spend the rest of your lives together?
BQ: What do you say's the silliest codeword the two of you have?
B & S:
1. Athletic- ATHLETIC (20)
2. BBQing the turkey- HIS FATHER TRYING TO BE LIKE "MacGyver" W/ HIS CARDBOARD THANKSGIVING POT HOLDERS
3. Stopped procrastinating & asked her to marry him- THEIR FIRST MAGICAL KISS
B: PBJ- PENGUIN
M & J:
1. Wilder- WILDER (20)
2. Heated discussions about religion & politics- OVER-THE-TOP EASTER (includes an Easter Egg Hunt w/ bizarre prizes inside)
3. Asked her in their date- ASKING HER TO MOVE IN TOGETHER AFTER A COUPLE YRS. OF DATING
B: Reynolds- REYNOLDS (45)
T & C:
1. Funnier- WILDER
2. Playing cards- CHRISTMAS
3. Filled the room w/ balloons on Valentine's Day- SHOWERED W/ BALLOONS, CANDY & FLOWERS ON VALENTINE'S DAY & TOOK HER TO DINNER (15)
B: Bookey Head- BOO-BOO
CP: GreenGourmet cookware
G4:
John & Anne (they met while he was working backstage during a Broadway tour)
Marvin & Tamara (who make most of their decisions playing Rock, Paper, Scissors)
Brian & Jennifer (who lived in the same building & went skinny-dipping on their first date)
R1:
1. There are lots of rules to follow when it comes to wedding etiquette. What do you tell Sherri was one rule she made you follow on your wedding day?
2. Some say if a guy doesn't call you after three days, he's just not that into you. What did you tell the host was something she did before you married that made you think she wasn't that into you?
3. "I love my wife the way she is, but for fun, if I could change one thing, it would definitely be ___________________."
J & A:
1. He wasn't allowed to see her after noon- NEITHER WOULD WORRY
2. She didn't believe he wanted to go out w/ her- ASKING HIM OUT IN FRONT OF ALL THE PEOPLE THEY WORKED W/ (5)
3. More spontaneity- MAKING FEWER LISTS (10)
M & T:
1. He wasn't allowed to pass gas- JUST BE THERE
2. She walked by & ignored him- COMPLETELY IGNORING HIM (5)
3. A plumper butt- HAVING SOME "JUNK IN THE TRUNK" (10)
B & J:
1. He wasn't allowed to shove cake in her face- SHE DIDN'T WANT HIM TO DRINK TOO MUCH
2. She didn't call him back- IGNORING HIM
3. A flatter belly- BEING LESS MESSY
SH: Caravan.com
R2:
1. What do you think is something he did that was so sweet, it could've literally brought you to tears?
2. "Enthusiasm is good, but sometimes my husband's enthusiasm borders on insanity when it comes to ________________."
3. During a typical work week, do you say most of his conversations w/ you took place in person, on the phone or through text messages?
BQ: If you were writing a romance novel based on your relationship, where did you tell the host the steamiest love scene would take place?
A & J:
1. Waking up early & taking the dog out- EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER
2. The (Cincinnati) Bengals- GOING OUT TO A FANCY RESTAURANT
3. Text- TEXT (20)
B: In the butt- BEDROOM
T & M:
1. Cooks- FLOWERS
2. His PS3- PLAYSTATION3 (20)
3. Phone- PHONE (30)
B: Table Rock Mountain- TABLE ROCK MOUNTAIN (55)
J & B:
1. Puts her kids to bed- READ KIDS BEDTIME STORIES BEFORE THEY WENT TO BED (10)
2. Playing the drums- PLAY MUSIC (20)
3. Phone- IN PERSON
B: Her best friend's wedding- IN THE CAR
CP: 12-cup food processor
EPISODE RATING FOR ALL FOUR: 7