"Family Feud"- 14TH SEASON PREMIERE

GAME #1: Grands (Bronx, NY) vs. Flammias (whose three-day cash winnings total $2,490)

(Notes: As of this season, Steve announces what day the returning champions are on, where they're from &/or how they're doing, if applicable. Also, he intros each family before the game starts.)

R1: Name something guys hate to do in front of other guys. Starting with:

#1: Whiz/"plant corn" (23)(Joseph)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
DUD- Get ready (Rocco) 

(Note: The score font's animated.)

Grands:
Blanca: Play sports- X
Desiree: Take a shower- #5 (6)
Ilona: Show affection to their mate (s)- XX
Ingrid (a customs inspector for homeland security): Cry- #3 (11)
Joseph: Shopping- XXX

Rocco Steal (for 40): Work out- NO

#2: Undress (14)
#4: Fight w/ wife/mate (7)
#6: Make love (5; Steve has a laughing fit)
#7: Housework/dishes (4)

(Notes: The new trilon effect has a whoosh sound effect added to it; it turns to the left for a maingame round & to the right for Fast Money.)

R2: According to 100 men, complete the following- "You should never argue w/ a woman who's holding...". Base completion (s):

#1: Gun (30)(Dino)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Flammias:
Corie (who's having a baby boy): Credit card- X
Mandie: Knife- #2 (27)
Sherie: Your money- XX
Rocco: Child- XXX

Joseph Steal (to retain the early lead w/ another 57): Frying pan- #4 (11)(97)

#3: A rolling pin (13)
#5: Your weiner/sag bag (7; Steve's stunned)
#6: Scissors (6)
#7: Your hand (3)

Double: Name something a stripper might still be wearing at the end of her performance. Let's get this board started:

#1: G-string/thong (47)(Corie)
#2:
#3: Shoes/heels (11)(Desiree)
#4:
#5:

Flammias:
Mandie: Pasties/tassels- #4 (9)
Sherie: Dollar bills- X
Rocco: Boa- XX
Dino: Bra- XXX

Joseph Steal #2 (for another 134 & an even bigger lead; he's a police officer): Makeup- NO

#2: A smile (13)
#5: Nothing (5)

Triple: Name an animal w/ spots. I think I know the top answer to this one:

#1: Leopard (42)(Ilona)
#2:
#3: Cheetah (18)(Mandie)
#4:

Grands:
Ingrid: Bear- X (Steve joked he would strip if it was up there)
Joseph: Dalmatian- #2 (28)
Blanca: Frog- XX
Desiree: Goat- XXX

Rocco Steal #2 to Go for the Car Tomorrow: Cow- WIN! (4)(398)

FM: The Home Town Family Moments have been dropped. Also, as of late last season, Steve has shortened the rules to this round.

1. Name an occasion when a man expects his wife to give him a whole lot of love.
2. On the 1-10 scale, how perfect are you?
3. Name a part of your body that could be described as droopy.
4. Name another word for "scared".
5. Name a sport where a man's likely to get some teeth knocked out.

Mandie:
1. Anniversary- 36
2. 8- 11
3. Stomach- 26
4. Afraid- 27
5. Football- 4
TOTAL- 104

Rocco:
1. Birthday- 39
2. Six- 11 (#1: 5)
3. Chin- 9
4. Frightened- 45; WIN AT 208! (the new $20K graphic's in the same text as "Are You Normal, America?")
5. Hockey

That makes their four-day total $22,490 & they could win that $28K+ Ford Edge the next time.

GAME #2: Williamses (whose two-day cash winnings total $20,800; they're from Dallas) vs. Hartmans (Crestwood, KY)

R1: According to 100 ladies, name a card game that might describe a woman's lovelife. Starter (s):

#1: Poker/stud poker (36)(Ron; he said "strip poker")
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Hartmans:
Rhonda: Hearts- #3 (13)
Brittney (who just got out of school & was a former dance team member): Go Fish- #4 (9)
Cheryl (a registered nurse from Indiana who recently got her boobs fixed): Solitaire- #2 (14)
Greg: Queens- X
Ron: Old Maid- #5 (8)
Rhonda: Rookie- XX
Brittney: UNO- #6 (5)
Cheryl: Euchre- XXX

Kojuana Steal (for 85): Blackjack- NO (#7: War)(3)

R2: Name something most men can't handle two of at the same time. Beginning w/:

#1: Women/boobs (68)(Rhonda)
#2:
#3: Jobs/tasks (10)(Terrell)
#4:
#5:

Hartmans:
Brittney: Kids/babies- #2 (14)
Cheryl: Cars- X
Greg: Sports- XX
Ron: Thoughts- TIED FOR BOTTOM (2)
Rhonda: Beers- XXX

Kojuana Steal #2 (for 94 & the lead): House payments- WRONG (Hartmans: 179)(Other BA: Conversations/calls)(2)

Double: Name an animal you wouldn't want someone to say you remind them of. For example:

#1:
#2:
#3: Skunk (9)(Rita- mom)
#4:
#5: Dog (7)(Brittney)
#6:

Williamses (everybody but Terrell poses w/ their shoes on before getting back to where they need to be):
Tashia: Monkey/ape/gorilla- T3 (9)
Nichole (who's also wearing earrings): Donkey- X
Kojuana: Pig- T1 (12)
Terrell: Snake- XX
Rita: Cow- #6 (6)
Tashia: Cat- XXX

Ron Steal (for another 86): Whale- NO WAY (T1: Elephant)(12)

Triple: Name something you could lose if you post racy pictures online. Here goes nothing:

#1:
#2: Job (25)(Tashia)
#3: Spouse/marriage (9)(Cheryl)
#4:

Williamses:
Nichole: Respect/dignity/reputation- #1 (44)
Kojuana: Kids- X
Terrell: Your mind- XX
Rita: Friend (s)- XXX

Ron Steal #2 to Win Championship: Phone/online privileges- WIN (7)(413)

FM #2:

1. Name a job where you might make over $100 an hour.
2. Name something that's sticky.
3. Name a kind of bell.
4. On that 1-10 scale, how big is your boss' ego?
5. Name a drink served in its own special glass.

Greg:
1. Doctor- 14
2. Glue- 29
3. School- 11
4. 9- 2
5. Martini- 43
TOTAL- 99

Ron:
1. Lawyer- 29 (judge also counted)
2. Peanut butter- DUD
3. Church- 11 (#1: Liberty)
4. 10- 34
5. Bourbon- 2
TOTAL- 175 ($875)

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