"Family Feud" 9/27

GAME #1: Browns (Chicago) vs. Bellings (whose one-day cash winnings total $760)

R1: Name a place you wouldn't want to hear your father say he met your mother. The day's first guess(es):

#1: Bar/nightclub (32)(Sherman)
#2: Strip joint (28)(Bob)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Browns:
Willa: Police station- X
Punkin: Funeral home- XX
Will: Unemployment office- XXX

Bob Steal (for 60): Prison- #6 (2)

#3: Ho house (23)
#4: Street corner/alley (4)
#5: Porn movie/store (3)

R2: Name something people have to have three times a day. I have a feeling about the #1 response:

#1: Meals/food (64)(Kim #1; that was it)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Bellings:
Joe: Bathroom breaks- BA (3)
Kim #2: Sex- BA (3)
Patti: Cigarette breaks- #5 (5)
Bob: Naps- X
Kim #1: Caffeine/coffee- #2 (10)
Joe: Medicine/shots- T3 (6)
Kim #2: Exercising- XX
Patti: Drink of alcohol- XXX

Sherman Steal (for 91 & the early lead): Water- RIGHT (6)

Double: Name something that follows the word "pork". For starters:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Loin (4)(Joe)
#5: Belly (4)(Punkin)
#6:

Browns:
Will: Watch.
Marquis: Chop(s)- #1 (63)
Sherman (pastor): Roast- XX
Willa: Tease
 
Bob Steal #2 (for another 142 & to get their lead back): Rinds (which is what Will was trying to say but couldn't remember)- #3 (5)(202)

#2: Barrel (9)
OTHER BA: & Beans (4)

Triple: Name something people put under a pillow. To take it all:

#1: Teeth (66)(Will)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Browns:
Marquis: $$$- #2 (12)
Sherman: Weapons/guns- #3 (6)
Willa: Jewelry- X
Punkin: Books- XX
Will: Food- XXX

Bob Steal to Retain Crown: Condoms- LOSS (#4: Pajamas)(5)

FM:

1. Name a sport that can be played indoors & outdoors.
2. Name something people unroll.
3. Name something that little kids do in the snow.
4. At what age does a person start to shrink?
5. Name the fruit you like most in Summer.

Will:
1. Tennis- 13
2. Tissue- 25 (counts as toilet paper)
3. Shovel- DUD
4. 40- 7
5. Orange- 7
TOTAL- 52

Sherman:
1. Soccer- 23
2. Carpet- 23
3. Build snowmen- 25 (tied for the top w/ snowball fights)
4. 50- 12
5. Watermelon- 50
TOTAL- 187 ($935)

#1s:
1. Basketball
4. 60

CAR GAME #3: Williamses (Chicago; not the same ones we saw on the SP doubleheader) vs. Kaysers ($22,190 heading into this)

R1: According to 100 ladies, name something's that's much more dependable than a man. At this face-off:

#1:
#2: Women/mom (27)(Joan)
#3:
#4:
#5: My car (5)(Natasha)
#6:
#7:

Kaysers:
Stephanie: Pets/dog- #1 (36)
Amanda: Siblings- X
Scott: Jobs- XX
Rich: Grandparents- XXX

Natasha Steal (for 68): God- ALSO NOWHERE TO BE FOUND ON THE BOARD

#3: $$$ (11)
#4: My vibrator (8)
#6: My kids (4)
#7: Chocolate/food (2)

R2: Name something a hospital nurse might not do so gently to a rude patient. I wonder what's #1?:

#1: Stick w/ needle (52)(Jamel; he drives a chemical truck, plus they own catering & online businesses)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Williamses:
Mary (retired cougar motorcycle babe): Give you a rough bath/wound washing- #2 (8)
Joseph (attorney): Push 'em down the hallway in a wheelchair- X
Tiffany (a meetings/convention saleswoman in our nation's capital): Feeding time- XX
Natasha: Take their blood pressure- XX

Joan Steal (for another 60): Change/remove their bandages- #3 (7)(128)

T4: Give enema & insert catheter (5 each)
BAs: Talk & take temperature up tush (3 each)

Double: If grandma put on some sexy lingerie, name something grandpa might do. Example(s):

#1:
#2: Get horny/kiss grandma (14)(Mary)
#3: Smile/laugh (13)(Amanda)
#4:
#5:
#6:

Williamses:
Joseph: Take Viagra- X
Tiffany: Dress up w/ her in his own sexy outfit- XX
Natasha: Take his clothes off- WIPEOUT

Joan Steal #2 (for another 54 & a safety net): Have a heart attack/croak- #1 (27)(182)

#4: Faint/pass out (10)
BAs: Fall asleep/hurl (5 each)

Triple: Which major city do you think has the most rats living in it? This could really bring home the bacon for the Kaysers:

#1: NYC (79)(Scott)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Kaysers:
Rich: L.A.- X
Joan: Chicago- #2 (8)
Stephanie: Atlanta- XX
Amanda: Seattle- XXX

Natasha Steal to Continue: Washington, D.C.- SHUTOUT CAR WIN!

#3: Detroit (4; they also considered that)
#4: London (3)

FM #2:

1. Name something kids hate to leave behind when they go off to college.
2. How many cups of coffee's one cup too many?
3. Name a food that people like to stack.
4. Name an expression that contains the word "deal".
5. Name an animal w/ big feet.

Joan:
1. Parents- 17
2. Five- 19
3. Cookies- 5
4. Real deal- 5
5. Elephant- 43
TOTAL- 89

Amanda:
1. Friends- 28
2. Three- 20
3. Crackers- 20
4. Good deal- 3
5. Rhino- DUD
TOTAL- 160

They leave in cash & car w/ $51,585.

#1s:
3. Pancakes
4. "Deal or No Deal"

EPISODE RATING FOR BOTH: 8