"Family Feud" 9/21

GAME #1: Vander Meers (Tinley Park, IL) vs. Mobleys (whose one-day cash winnings total $445)

R1: Name something you're afraid your babysitter might steal from your house. Starting w/:

#1: $$$/credit card (49)(Dana)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Mobleys:
Richard: Jewelry/watch- #2 (17)
Brian (high school counselor): Food/snacks- #3 (12)
Quintilla: Baby- X
John (retired from the Guthrie public school system; he's been married for 50 years & his wife's in the audience): Spouse/husband- BA (2)
Dana: Furniture- XX
Richard: Spare car- XXX

Kelly Steal (for 80): Alcohol/booze- #4 (5)

#5: DVD collection (3)
Other BA: Cats/pets (2)

R2: Name a reason a woman might be in the women's restroom. At least one nasty guess might be on the way:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Long line in men's room (6)(Lindsay)
#7:
DUD- Take his daughter (Richard)

Vander Meers:
Jason: Wife left something in there- X
Amy: Pick up women- #7 (5)
Bob (who's married to divorced lawyer Amy): Borrow toilet paper- XX
Kelly: Clean it/it's broken- #1 (27)
Lindsay: Wash their hands- XXX

Dana Steal (for 38): He's gay- SORRY (Vander Meers: 118)

#2: Mistake/confused (19)
#3: Urgent/"Hershey shorts" (12)
#4: Peeping/pervert (11)
#5: Cross-dresser (8)

Double: Name something that people get caught in. I think I know at least 1/3 the board:

#1: Lies (30)(Amy)
#2:
#3: Bed/affairs (13)(Quintilla)
#4:
#5:
#6:
DUDS- Crimes (Brian) & webs (Jason)

Vander Meers:
Bob: Problems- X
Kelly: Traffic- #4 (10)
Lindsay: Cheating- XX
Jason: Meetings- XXX

Dana Steal #2 (for 106): Storms/rain- T2 (13)

#5: (Speed) traps (6)
#6: Elevators (5)

Triple: Give me a word that rhymes w/ "belly". Sounds easy, doesn't it?:

#1: Jelly (74)(Amy)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Vander Meers:
Bob: Kelly- X
Kelly: Smelly- #2 (17)
Lindsay: Deli- XX
Jason: Telly- #3 (3)
Amy: Nelly- XXX

Dana Steal For the Win: Shelley- WIN (2)(388)

FM:

1. Name one word to describe your mattress that could also describe someone's body.
2. Name the hour of the day that's a popular time for lovemaking.
3. Name a good magazine to keep in the bedroom.
4. Name something you neighbors have that you wish you had.
5. Name something you see on a slot machine.

Quintilla:
1. Lumpy- 24
2. 10 PM- 27
3. (Good) Housekeeping- 3
4. Big house- 7
5. $'s- 10
TOTAL- 71

Dana:
1. Ruined (& Steve laughs)
2. 11 PM- 12
3. People- 11
4. Car- 34
5. Hearts
TOTAL- 128 (two-day total of $1,085)

#1s:
1. Firm (I wonder if soft would've counted for that word)
3. Reader's Digest
5. Cherries (I knew that)

G2: Graysons (who are $20K richer after their first game) vs. Kaysers (Linden, WA)

R1: Name something not so nice that almost every woman has done at least once to a guy. Beginning w/:

#1: Dumped/left him (27)(Joan)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
#8:

Kaysers:
Stephanie: Lie to him- #2 (15)
Amanda: Embarrass him in front of his friends- X
Scott (a father & aspiring zookeeper who takes care of a rhino named Charlie): Cheated- #3 (7)
Rich: Take his $$$- BA (4- listed as used him/free dinner)
Joan: Slap/kick him- #4 (6)
Stephanie: Stand him up- #5 (5)
Amanda: Turn off his video games- XX
Scott: Take him shopping- XXX

Glenn Steal (for 64; he gives Steve a white on blue wristband in honor of their late son): Look through his phone messages- NO (Other BAs: Farted on him & fake phone number)(4 each)

R2: Name something you'd hate to realize you forgot to put on when you're already out on a date. Watch what's on top:

#1: Deodorant (53)(Stephanie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Kaysers:
Amanda: Makeup/lipstick- #4 (7)
Scott: Underwear/clothes- #2 (21)
Rich: Perfume/cologne- #3 (9)
Joan: Contacts- X
Stephanie: Jewelry- XX
Amanda: Wallet/purse- XXX

Glenn Steal #2 (for 90 & to get in front): Nail polish- WRONG (Kaysers: 154)(#5: Toupees/wigs)(3)

Double: Name something you'd be upset to discover the babysitter let your kids do while you're out. Base response(s):

#1:
#2: Stay up late (15)(Amanda)
#3: Eat junk food/drink soda (12)(Shinora)
#4:
#5:
#6:

Kaysers:
Scott: Watch (R-rated) films/TV- #1 (19)
Rich: Take 'em someplace where they shouldn't- X
Joan: Get into makeup- XX
Stephanie: Have friend(s) come over- XXX
 
Glenn Steal #3 (for 92): Allow 'em to get drunk- ALSO NOT THERE (Kaysers: 246)

T4: Wreck home/furniture & smoke/cigars (7)
#6: Leave/wander off (6)

Triple: Tell me something that people hug in bed. This could force Sudden Death:

#1: Pillows (43)(Scott)
#2:
#3: Teddy bear (24)(Garrett)
#4:

Kaysers:
Rich: Blanket/covers- X
Joan: Spouse/mate- #2 (30)
Stephanie: Pets- SWEEP FOR THE SHUTOUT (2)(543)

FM #2:

1. Name a part of your body the doctor checks during a routine physical exam.
2. Name something people do to relax.
3. On the 1-10 scale, how happy are you?
4. Name a game a person might play at a bar.
5. Name something you bend your knees to do.

Joan:
1. Boobs- 3
2. Take a nap- 7
3. 10- 9
4. Darts- 26
5. Pray- 14
TOTAL- 59

Scott:
1. Your junk (the studio has a laughing fit, so the clock's reset to :24)- DUD
2. Go for a walk- DUD
3. 5- 8
4. Dice- 6
5. Wash the floor- 2
TOTAL- 75 ($375)

#1s:
1. Heart
2. Watch TV (I got that one)
3. 8 (I was kinda leaning towards that for some reason)
5. Lift/pick things up

EPISODE RATINGS:
6 PM: 6
6:30 PM: 5