"Family Feud" 9/28

GAME #1: Browns (whose one-day cash winnings total $935) vs. Haazs (Marysville, PA)

R1: Tell me another word for someone's rear-end that starts w/ the letter B. I have a good feeling on the top answer:

#1: Butt(ocks)(69)(Heidi)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
DUD- Behind (Sherman)

Haazs:
Susan: Backside- BA (2)
Sandy: Booty- #2 (18)
Barbie: Bodacious- X
Jodi (a receptionist w/ her husband, who's a chiropractor): Bum- #4 (3)
Heidi: Boo- XX
Susan: Badonkadonk- OTHER BA (2)
Sandy: Banana- XXX

Sherman Steal (for 94): Bottom (4)

R2: Name a place a husband better not be when his wife's in the hospital giving birth. Buzz-in answer(s):

#1:
#2: His girlfriend's house (19)(Willa)
#3: Strip joint (14)(Susan)
#4:
#5:
#6:

Browns:
Punkin: In a bar- #1 (46)
Will: At the gym- X
Marquis (a 17-year-old who wants to be a principal): Be at work- #5 (4)
Sherman: Be at home (watching TV)- BA (5)
Willa: At a sporting event- SWEEP! (5)(186)

Double: According to 100 women, name something you'd hate to be doing when your mate takes your picture. Starter(s):

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Picking nose (10)(Barbie)
DUDS- Putting on lipstick (Punkin), getting dressed (Sandy) & crying (Will)

Haazs:
Jodi: Going to the bathroom- #2 (15)
Heidi: Eating- #1 (19)
Susan: Having sex- X
Sandy: Driving- XX
Barbie: Having your eyes closed- XXX

Sherman Steal #2 (for another 88): Sleeping- INCORRECT (Other BA: Yawning)(10)

Triple: Name a tool w/ which people might injure themselves. I assume this will decide the game:

#1: Hammer (43)(Will)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Browns:
Marquis: Saw- #3 (22)
Sherman: Drill- X
Willa: Electric screwdriver- XX
Punkin: Jack- XXX

Heidi Steal to Go to Sudden Death: Ax- LOSS (Browns: 381)

#2: Knife (29)
#4: Scissors (3)

FM:

1. When it comes to catching a man's eye, at what age does a woman feel invisible?
2. Name something you see in a jail cell.
3. Besides turkey, name a dish served at Thanksgiving.
4. Name a part of the body that's spelled w/ three letters.
5. Name something people are witnesses to.

Will:
1. 40- 26 (tied for the top w/ 50)
2. Bars- 9
3. Ham- 18
4. Eye- 35
5. Murders/crimes- 48
TOTAL- 136

Sherman:
1. 35- 10
2. Toilet- 23 (#1: Inmates)
3. Dressing- 31; WIN ON THE NOSE!
4. Toe
5. Jesus/God

Will does the Spin-a-Rooni & The Browns come close to damaging the set, because they now have a two-match total of $20,935! NO FM instant replay, though.

FINAL G OF THE WEEK: Ianitellos (Woodstock, GA) vs. Browns (Pittsburgh, PA)

R1: According to 100 married ladies, if you had a doll of your husband, name something you do to it when you're made at him. I think I've got the top answer for this survey:

#1:
#2: Throw it (22)(Mike)
#3:
#4: Stick w/ pins/stab (6)(Derek; that was my guess)
#5:
#6:
#7:

Ianitellos:
Melissa (strength trainer): Rip his head off/break parts- #3 (7)
Jeff (an auto repair business owner & part-time Progressive Rock cover band member): Cuss at it- BA (2)
Michele: Kick/hit in nads- #1 (50)
John: Put makeup on it- X
Mike: Give it away- XX
Melissa: Run over it w/ a car- XXX

Derek Steal (for 87): Burn it- NO

#5: Pull/rip out hair (5)
#6: Pinch it (3)

R2: Name someone who might tell you to put your hands above your head. The top answer should be a gimme, IMO:

#1: Police officer (73)(David)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Browns:
Joe Jr. (a systems analyst for the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center): Doctor- T4 (4)
Nia (who works w/ Derek on shutting down some claims): Your mom because your child's choking- X
Joe Sr.: Robber/criminal- #2 (6) 
Derek: Dance instructor- XX
David: Tailor- XXX

Mike Steal (for another 83): Aerobics instructor/personal trainer (similar to Melissa's job)- #3 (6)(170)
 
T4: TSA agent (4)
#6: Spouse/pervy lover (3)

Double: Name a specific activity that can mess up Donald Trump's hair. At this face-off:

#1:
#2: Skydiving (10)(Joe Jr.)
#3:
#4:
#5:
DUD- Walking (Jeff)

Browns:
Nia: Taking a shower- X
Joe Sr.: Storm- XX
Derek: Swimming- #1 (31)
David: Exercise- XXX

Mike Steal #2 (for another 82): Making love- T3 (7; "Trump Bump")(252)

T3: Sailing/boating (7)
#5: (Wind)surfing (6)

Triple: Name something you might do until your stomach hurts. Going for the shutout & the title:

#1: Laughing (43)(Michele)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Ianitellos:
John: Crying- X
Mike: Eat (my guess)- #2 (40)
Melissa: Work out/sit-ups/exercise- #3 (10)
Jeff: Sleeping- XX
Michele: Drinking/beer- SWEEP FOR THE SHUTOUT! (3)(540)

FM #2:

1. How long after a vasectomy before a man can make whoopee again?
2. Name something that some women have trouble controlling.
3. Name a specific meat that shrinks when you cook it.
4. Name something that husbands & wives fight over the use of.
5. Name something in your house that needs organizing.

Mike:
1. Two weeks- 18
2. Their mouth- 31 (temper also counted)
3. Burgers- 33
4. Money- 21
5. Kitchen- 6
TOTAL- 109

Jeff:
1. One month- 6 (#1: One week)
2. Wallet- 22
3. Steak- 22
4. Car- 30
5. Closets- 37
TOTAL- 226

EPISODE RATING FOR BOTH: 8