"Family Feud" 9/11/12

GAME #1: Mayfields (Atlanta) vs. Flammias (whose four-day cash winnings total $22,490)

R1: Name something big a woman might have that would give her power in a relationship. First of all:

#1: Breasts (35)(Drew)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
DUD- Job (Rocco)

Mayfields:
Charles: Mouth/voice- #3 (15)
Reggie: Paycheck/bank account- #2 (16)
Willie: Heart- #7 (5)
Gerald (who gets a hug & kiss from Steve): Education/smarts- #4 (9)
Drew: Waist/hips- X
Charles: Sex drive- XX
Reggie: House- XXX

Rocco Steal (for 80): Ego/personality- #5 (8)(#6: Badonkadonk)(6)

R2: Name a place no one wants to go. Examples away:

#1:
#2:
#3: Jail/prison (10)(Dino)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
DUD- Church (Charles)

Flammias:
Corie: Work- BA (2)
Mandie: Hell- #1 (60)
Sherie: Hospital- X 
Rocco: School- XX
Dino: Dentist/doctor- #2 (10)
Corie: Jury duty- XXX

Drew Steal (for a two-point early lead): Funeral/cemetery- #4 (8)(82)(Other BAs: Iran & Siberia)(2 each)

Double: What do you think of when you hear the word "whoopee/whoopie"? Let 'em rip:

#1:
#2: Sex (22)(Corie)
#3:
#4:
#5: 
DUD- Cough (Reggie)

Flammias:
Mandie: Getting naked- X
Sherie: Cushion- #3 (21)
Rocco: Whoopie pie- #5 (2)
Dino: Whoopi Goldberg- #1 (43)
Corie: XX
Mandie: Excitement/cheering- SWEEP! (9)(274)

FOR THE UTE (Ford Edge): Name something people use a paddle for. Big face-off coming:

#1:
#2: Playing ping-pong (17)(Mandie)
#3: Spanking (9)(Willie)
#4:

FLAMMIAS' FORD?:
Sherie: Canoeing/rowing a boat- #1 (70)
Rocco: Tennis- X
Dino: Video game controller- XX
Corie: Auction- XXX

Drew Steal to Have That Automobile Reposessed: Decorations- CHAMPS WIN UTE! (562)(#4: Baking/cooking- Charles reported to me that he wanted to say baking but Drew didn't listen to him)(2)

FM:

1. According to 100 men, name something you resent a woman telling you how to do.
2. On that 1-10 scale, how much fun's marriage?
3. Name a word that starts w/ "cross".
4. Name something specific w/ wings that you wouldn't want to land on.
5. Name the best flavor of milkshake.

Mandie:
1. Laundry- 9
2. 8- 24
3. Crosswalk- 5
4. Plane- 31
5. Vanilla- 18
TOTAL- 87

Rocco:
1. Make love- DUD
2. 6 (he said it was 4 afterwards just before the score for this response's revealed)- 3
3. Crossfire- 8
4. Bee- 22
5. Strawberry- 24
TOTAL- 144 ($720)

#1s:
1. Drive (how fitting)
3. Crossword (I would've known that)
5. Chocolate (I also would've given that one)

That makes their cash/car GT $51,805 & they could've been invited back for a Big Money Tournament presented by Publishers Clearing House, which should still be worth up to $120K. Now that this season's already broken the speed record for giving away a car on the "Feud", let's see if this is the third season in a row the first two aired car wins are seen in a week.

GAME #2: Thomases (Renton, WA) vs. Hartmans (whose one-day cash winnings total $875)

R1: Name a tool that reminds you of your husband in bed. Beginning w/:

#1: (Jack)hammer (57)(Ron- fittingly, he pours concrete)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Hartmans:
Rhonda (who reportedly eats/sells hot yogurt): Screwdriver- #3 (8)
Brittney (a health care company consultant by day & extreme couponist at night- one time when it came to about 50 bags of frozen vegetables that mostly included corn, the actual total cost was approximately $52 & she only paid $.16 as a result; I think I saw her husband or boyfriend in the audience when Ken cut to the audience while Steve had a field day over it): Wrench- T2 (8) 
Cheryl: Drill- #2 (17)
Greg: Plumber snake- X
Ron: Level- XX
Rhonda: (Chain)saw- #6 (2)
Brittney: Nail gun- SWEEP! (5)

(Placeholder for the frozen veggie chat clip here- I guarantee you it's coming in the near future.)

R2: Name something you'd hate to be in the middle of when an earthquake hits. Starter(s):

#1: Shower/bath (20)(Rhonda)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
BRAIN FART IN THE MIDDLE OF THE Q- Dayrl

Hartmans:
Brittney: Sleeping- X
Cheryl: Swimming pool- XX
Greg: (A tall) building- #6 (6)
Ron: Sex- T2 (14)
Rhonda: Surgery- XXX

Karen Steal (for 40): Going to the bathroom- T4 (8)

T2: Traffic/freeway (14)
T4: Crossing a bridge (8)

Double: Name something you'd see a bride holding in her hand on her wedding day. This board begins like this:

#1: Bridal bouquet (88)(Alisha)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Thomases:
Marcus: Ring- BA (2)
Miles: Garter- X
Alisha: Marriage certificate- XX
Dayrl: Husband's/groom's hand- T2 (4)
Alisha: Children/photos- XXX

Ron Steal (to retain advantage w/ another 188): Tissue- T2 (4)(285)(Other BA: Prenup)(2)

Triple: Name something someone might borrow from you that you wouldn't want back after they've used it. At the buzz-ins:

#1: Undies/clothes (45)(Cheryl)
#2:
#3:
#4: Toilet paper/tissue (5)(Marcus)

Hartmans:
Greg: Toothbrush- #2 (29)
Ron: Comb/brush- SWEEP #2 FOR THE WIN! (7)(543)
 
FM #2:

1. Name something you're never too tired to do before going to bed at night.
2. Name something that has to be changed on a regular basis.
3. On the 1-10 scale, how much of a dork are you?
4. Name a kind of bird that could really hurt you if it attacked you.
5. Name a kind of tank.

Ron:
1. Making love- 21
2. Furnace filter- 4
3. 7- 16
4. Falcon- 3
5. Army- 16
TOTAL- 60

Brittney:
1. Brush your teeth- 17
2. Oil- 8
3. 6- 6
4. Hummingbird- ZONK ANSWER OF THE WEEK NOMINEE
TOTAL- 91 ($455)

Two-game total: $1,330.

#1s:
2. Undies/clothes
3. 5 (usually on these Q's, the top answer's that or 10)
4. Eagle (I thought a hawk)
5. Gas (I think fuel would've counted for that)

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