"The NEWLYWED Game" 12/13

G1:
Beau & Kim (who are so obsessed w/ different football teams that they have to watch their games in separate rooms)
David & Nicole (he owns a jewelry store)
Anthony & Jamie

R1:
1. "Ordinarily, my wife isn't scary, but all it takes is for me to ________________ & she turns into a mini-monster."
2. What's the one outfit she owns that you say would get a truckload of sass from Joan Rivers & the "Fashion Police"?
3. It's widely believed you can rub a Buddha's belly for good luck, but what part of your wife's body do you rub if you want to get lucky?

B & K:
1. See a spider- TALK WHILE WATCHING TV
2. Her black dress- NOTHING
3. Butt- BUTT (5)

D & N:
1. Spend money- LEAVE STUFF ALL OVER THE HOUSE
2. Her bird shirt- NOTHING
3. Tush- BUTT (5)

A & J:
1. Hide in the house & jump out- WAKE ME UP
2. Her leopard outfit- NOTHING
3. Butt- BACK

The first two games were played for Caravan.com tours.

R2:
1. Most people love cheese, but hardly anyone wants to be cheesy. Tell us something he does that leaves you thinking "Yikes! That's not Gouda".
2. If Gordon Ramsay hosted a new show called "Household Nightmares", what would be the first thing about him the show would focus on?
3. It's been said if you love someone, set 'em free. If you set your husband free for one day, where do you think he would go?
BQ: It seems like everybody's their worst critic. When he looks in the mirror, what do you say he scrutinizes the most?

K & B:
1. Holds her hand all the time- TALK TOO MUCH
2. Not cleaning the bathroom- NOTHING
3. St. John- COWBOYS GAME
B: Stomach- MIDSECTION (30)

N & D:
1. Giving her his bellybutton lint- CALLING HER BY HER TUSH
2. Leaves clothes all over the place- LEAVING HIS STUFF EVERYWHERE (15)
3. Play poker- PLAY POKER (25)
B: Stomach- STOMACH (50)

J & A:
1. Always trying to kiss her & cuddle- NOTHING
2. His forgetfulness- NOTHING
3. Aruba- CASINO
B: Nose- HAIRLINE; SHUT OUT

CP: Chopping system

G2:
Edgar & Rachel (who first met after he stole her number off a friend's beeper)
Rob & Allison (who love to eat Mexican food)
John & Jessicka (she likes to do her dishes & lingerie)

R1:
1. "In The Bible, all of Samson's strength is in his hair. With my wife, it's all in her __________."
2. What do you say was the last specific thing he did that made you jealous?
3. If you were out of town on business & you requested some sexy skype type w/ her, does she say you would shut off the cam, give you a short preview or give you an OSCAR-worthy performance?


E & R:
1. Eyes- FISTS
2. All the ladies in Antigua- FLIRTING W/ ALL THE WAITRESSES WHILE ON VACATION (5)
3. Preview- PERFORMANCE

R & A:
1. Head- BRAINS (5)
2. Returned stuff to ex & had coffee- WENT OUT TO LUNCH W/ ANOTHER FEMALE
3. Preview- CAMERA

J & J:
1. Fists- SMILE
2. Bachelor party- TALKING W/ SOMEONE WHO WASN'T HER
3. Performance- PREVIEW

R2:
1. You can be pretty tough, but how tough do you say he is when he has a cold- whimper like a baby, say he's fine but cough incessantly in front of you or suffer in silence?
2. Use your first initial & give us a word that describes how you feel right before a night out w/ your family.
3. "If someone saw my husband's __________, they might think he was a teenager."
BQ: Do you think your husband has a picture of you at work?

R & E:
1. Whimper- WHIMPER (15)
2. Ready- REVVED UP
3. Electronics- VIDEO GAMES (25)
B: No- LOSS

A & R:
1. Cough- COUGH (15)
2. Amazing- ANXIOUS
3. Appetite- TWITTER STREAM
B: Yes- WIN (40)

J & J:
1. Whimper- COUGH
2. Joyous- JACKED UP
3. "SpongeBob Squarepants" underwear- SMILE
B: Yes- CORRECT (25)

CP: Cuisinart 12-cup coffee maker/hot water system

G3:
Craig & Karith (who can't think of a name for their baby)
Mike & Amy (he gave up his Broadway season tickets)
Brent & Ashlee (she says her stressing out annoys him)

R1:
1. When the two of you are at a restaurant, who do you say's more likely to send their dinner back to the kitchen because they were unhappy w/ it?
2. Which of your family members do you say you would be least willing to loan $$$ to?
3. "Unlike any woman before her, my wife tends to bring out the ________ side in me."

C & K:
1. Her- RIGHT (5)
2. Brother Jeff- JEFF (10)
3. Best- MORE AMOROUS

M & A:
1. Him- RIGHT (5)
2. Sam- NO ONE
3. Thrifty- SAVER (10)

B & A:
1. Her- RIGHT (5)
2. Brother Aaron- AARON (10)
3. Adventurous- MORE DRIVEN

SH: Sandals Grand St. Lucian Spa & Beach Resort

R2:
1. "My husband can act like a tough guy all he wants, but don't let him fool you- he enjoys ___________ just as much as the ladies."
2. Married life can affect your waistline. If you two weren't together, would you say he would instantly lose inches or blow up like a balloon?
3. If his marriage was like a company that can outsource jobs, what specific element of your romantic life do you say he would hire someone else to take care of?
BQ: "If you knew my husband, you'd know he couldn't go a day without _______________."

K & C:
1. Animals- SHOPPING
2. Inches- RIGHT (20)
3. Wining & dining- RUBBING OF HER FEET
B: Riding his motorcycle- RIDING HIS MOTORCYCLE (45)

A & M:
1. Cooking- COOKING (20)
2. Balloon- RIGHT (30)
3. Foreplay- LAWN MOWING
B: Watching TV- WATCHING TV (55)

A & B:
1. Cuddling- CATS
2. Balloon- RIGHT (20)
3. Cleaning the house- CLEANING (30)
B: Showering- WATCHING TV

CP: HomeGoods

G4:
Brian & Tanya (he collects statues of female comic book characters)
Trey & Ashley (he wakes her up by crying like a rooster every morning)
Shannon & Shavon (he does the laundry, but sometimes doesn't even put the clothes in)

R1:
1. "I knew we were meant to be together when we started dating & my wife told me she loved ______________."
2. When it comes to you expressing your love for her in writing, do you say you flood her w/ love letters, drops you a note from time to time or signs a pre-printed Valentine once a yr.?
3. Fess up & name an activity that the two of you do together that would be totally embarrassing if your friends ever found out.

B & T:
1. Long, deep kisses- KIDS
2. Note- NOTE (5)
3. Puts her foot on his nose- DOES RIVER DANCE FROM "TITANIC"

T & A:
1. To have a small date & dance in a back road- PUGS
2. Note- LETTERS (because he leaves sticky notes all over the place)
3. Use toys in the bedroom- TELLING A SCUBA INSTRUCTOR IN COZUMEL THAT THEY HAVE TO DO A #2 IN A BATHROOM

S & S:
1. My eyes- SEX
2. Note- NOTE (5)
3. Ziplining- SIT AT HOME & WATCHING A MOVIE

SH: Omni Cancun

R2:
1. Everyone's busy these days, but how do you say he juggles his responsibilities- keep all the balls in the air, occasionally drop a ball or his balls are all over the place?
2. What simple gesture do you say he does to remind you chivalry's alive & well?
3. "If my husband took a side job as a celebrity impersonator, he would definitely get work as ___________'s lookalike."
BQ: If you compare your honeymoon to the HR Derby, how many times do you say he really hit it out of the park?

T & B:
1. Drops- ALL IN AIR
2. Opens the door for her- OPENING DOORS (15)
3. Ice Cube (because he has a similar beard)- SETH ROGEN
B: Zero- GOOSEEGG (40)

A & T:
1. Drops- ALL IN AIR
2. Opens the door for her- OPENING DOORS (10)
3. Bradley Cooper- BRADLEY COOPER (20)
B: Seven- SEVEN (45)

S & S:
1. All in air- ALL IN AIR (15)
2. Opens the door for her- RIGHT (25)
3. Martin Lawrence- IDRIS ELBA
B: Six- WIN (50)

CP: Elite food processor

EPISODE RATINGS:

8, 9 & 9:30 PM: 7 each
8:30: 6