Qualifier:
First: "Swingin' in the Rain" (ends w/ a dip in a circular whipped cream pit)Second: "Swept Away"
$500 Bonus Object: Umbrella Ballsy
Fourth: "Udderly Ridiculous" (that's what this episode's titled)
Finally: Panic Hammocks (no foam on 'em this time)
Advancing to The Hangover:
Danika Miller (a sister who has a brother named Kyle): 4:42
Cortney "Klutz" Granger: 4:14.7
Rico "Old-Timey Villain" Andino (but he looks more like Super Mario to me): 4:28.6
Amanda "Trumpeteer" Bakken
Janette Higginbotham
Chonway "John Wayneabe" Tram (because his dad watches John Wayne movies)
Natalie "The Tiger Lady" Zierenberg
Cori "Intelligence" Aguayo (she spelled "intelligent" first)
Tricia Adgar
Matt "King of 'Wipeout'" McSweeney- BONUS
Samantha "Dog's Best Friend" Baisa (who said the closing line on "The Price is Right" & then breaks the swing for the first obstacle!)
Gerson "The Guatemauler" San Juan
(Note: John Henson was holding the show's air horn at the start, resulting in possibly a contestant running the course before it was even described.)
Advancing to Spin Psycho:
1. Gerson
2. Samantha
3. Matt
4. Rico
5. Natalie
6. Chonway
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE:
1. Matt
2. Rico
3. Gerson
WZ:
Matt: 10:21.23
Gerson: LOSS ON SPINERGY
Rico: SAME RESULT- MATT WINS $50.5K!