"Family Feud" 9/26

GAME #1: Mooreheads ($20K after one show) vs. Bellings (Alpharetta, GA)

R1: According to 100 married men, name something you'd hate to find hidden in your wife's bedroom closet. At the beginning of this game:

#1:
#2:
#3: Another man's shoes/clothes (11)(Bob)
#4:
#5:
TIME OVER- Paris

Bellings:
Kim: Condoms- X
Joe (former pro baseball pitcher for the Mets & Reds/apartment complex refurbisher): Another man/lover- #1 (50)
Kim #2: (Packed) travel suitcase- #4 (7)
Patti (whose left arm was in a sling): Another new pair of shoes- XX
Bob (a retired guy who golfs & is celebrating his 49th wedding anniversary; he took her out to China on their 25th & she was in the audience): Sexy outfit you've never seen- XXX

Paris Steal (for 68): Male ex's memorabilia- INCORRECT

#2: Vibrators/adult toys (22)
#5: Stash of cash (5)

R2: Name something a really bored stripper might be doing while giving a lap dance. Nasty results ahead, possibly:

#1: Texting/talking on (cell)phone (39)(Joe)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
BRAIN FART- Mimi
DUDS- Reading (Kim #1) & singing a song in her head (Alexis)

Bellings:
Kim #2: Rolling her eyes- X
Patti: Whistling- XX
Bob: Daydreaming- WIPEOUT
 
Paris Steal #2: Talking to another stripper- ALSO NO GOOD (Bellings: 107)

#2: Yawning (20)
#3: Chewing gum (6)
#4: Doing nails (5)
T5: Sleeping & shopping list (4 each)
#7: Drinking (3)

Double: Name a place where you'll get naked if everyone else is. For instance:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Swimming pool/jacuzzi (10)(Alexis)
#5:
#6:
#7:
DUD- Lake (Joe)

Mooreheads:
Cassie: Beach/ocean- #1 (29)
Denny: Party- X
Paris: Gym/steam room- #6 (6)
Mimi: Bedroom/home- #3 (14)
Alexis: In a car- XX
Cassie: Sunbathing- XXX

Bob Steal (for another 118 & to keep lead): Sauna- #7 (4)(225)

#2: Nowhere (18; Bob just talked about that)
#5: Nudist colony (7)

Triple: When you're driving & you see a cop, name something you immediately put down. To begin this board:

#1: Cellphone (68)(Cassie)
#2: Beer/drink (17)(Kim #2)
#3:
#4:

Mooreheads:
Denny: Books- X
Paris: Brakes/speed- #3 (8)
Mimi: Food- XX
Alexis: Volume on the radio/stereo- XXX
 
Bob Steal for the Shutout: Joint/drugs- WIN (2)(504)

FM:

1. On the 1-10 scale, how sexy do you look in a pair of underwear?
2. Name something that has a shell.
3. Name something people buy for use outside their house.
4. Name something that's better when it's hot.
5. Name something in Las Vegas that starts w/ the letter C.

Bob (who started to mistakenly say $200K instead of $20K on his cue):
1. 5- 19
2. Clam- 13
3. Lawnmower- 20
4. Steak- DUD
5. Casino- 51
TOTAL- 103

Kim #2:
1. 9- 4
2. Oyster- 7
3. Hose- 20
4. Soup- 18
5. Casino girl
TOTAL- 152 ($760)

#1s:
1. 1
2. Crabs
4. Coffee

G2: Caldwells (Atlanta) vs. Kaysers (whose three-day cash winnings total $2,190)

R1: If you have to share a hotel room w/ a friend, name something you hope they don't do. Base response(s):

#1:
#2: Have a fart attack (16)(Lynnette)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
DUD- Give you two beds in the room (Joan)

Caldwells:
Beverly (retired elementary teacher in Marietta): Don't get sick- X
Kathleen: Snore- #1 (61)
Daphne: Hog the bathroom- XX
Carmen: Hog the hot water- XXX

Joan Steal (for 77): Hog the bed- ALSO WRONG
 
#3: Sleep/chill naked (6)
#4: Smoke (3)
BAs: Invite people over & make love/to self (2 each)

R2: According to 100 guys, name an animal that could fit in your undies. Not too bad of a survey, I think:

#1: Mouse (31)(Stephanie)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Kaysers:
Amanda (a student at Western Washington University): Bugs- X
Scott (who just graduated from the same univ. in Environmental Science): Snakes- BA (5)
Rich: Hamster- BA (5)
Joan: Gerbil- #3 (9)
Stephanie: Kitten/cat- #2 (15)
Amanda: Rats- XX
Scott: Goldfish- XXX

Lynnette Steal (for another 65): Frogs- NOPE (#4: Squirrel)(6)

Double: Name something sex & dancing have in common. I don't have much of a clue on this one:

#1: Movement/rhythm (51)(Amanda)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Kaysers:
Scott: It takes two people/partner- #5 (7)
Rich: Sexy music- X
Joan: They're a lot of fun- #7 (4)
Stephanie: There's touching involved- #6 (6)
Amanda: Sweat- T2 (11)
Scott: They make you tired- XX
Rich: XXX

Lynnette Steal #2 (for another 158 & to keep lead): Different positions on the floor- #4 (8)(235)(T2: Burn calories)(11)

Triple: Name something of which a man complains that his wife has too darn many. This should've decided it all:

#1: Clothes/shoes (85)(Scott)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Kaysers:
Rich: Girlfriends- X
Joan: Cosmetics- XX
Stephanie: Jewelry- WIPEOUT

Lynnette Steal for the Championship: Activities- LOSS (Kaysers: 320)(BAs: Complaints, cookbooks & purses)(2 each)

FM #2:

1. According to 100 married men, what's the first place on your wife's body you notice she's gaining weight?
2. How many inches is a big snowstorm?
3. Name something people are said to be walking on.
4. Name something a girl might put on during a beauty pageant.
5. Name a place a dog might lick you.

Joan:
1. Tummy- 32 (waist also counted)
2. 7- 2
3. Thin ice- 22
4. Swimsuit- 30
5. Leg- 14
TOTAL- 100

Amanda:
1. Thighs- 6
2. 12- 29
3. Glass- DUD
4. Dress- 20
5. Face- 53
TOTAL- 208 ($22,190 after four shows)

#1s:
3. Air
4. Makeup/lipstick

EPISODE RATINGS:
6 PM: 7
6:30 PM: 8