11/14/2011 Results

LMaD: The first deal of the day's highlighted by the $5K Real/Fake Envelope.

Hannah's Round (dressed as a banana): Curtain #1- Five-night trip to the Lexington Hotel in Key West, FL ($5,969)

Chuck's (First) Round (who's holding a pixelated box of a person's face): Money

Heather's Round (dressed as a chef): Small Box (Jonathan; $900)- Plushpod dining room ($4,398)

Chuck's Final Round (after Wayne does the Robot wearing that box): $$$- $4,900
CURTAIN #2- Giant oodles of noodles/fortune cookie set

PERFECT ROUND

Betty, who's dressed as a lady who just got married eight months ago, plays Card Sharks for the Dodge Caliber Express (Curtain #3). Because it's my brother Andrew's birthday today, the first six cards will spell out his first name; she must successfully spell that out in order to have the chance of trying to spell CAR. And apparently, the new card turntables are NOT used in this game.

A: 3 OF DIAMONDS- HIGHER
N: 5 OF HEARTS- HIGHER
D ($1K): JACK OF CLUBS- LOWER
R: 8 OF CLUBS- LOWER
E: 10 OF HEARTS- DANGER ZONE ENFORCED; LOWER
W ($2.5K): 2 OF DIAMONDS

She's going for the automobile.

C: 6 OF CLUBS- HIGHER
A: QUEEN OF CLUBS- LOWER
R: 7 OF HEARTS- PERFECT ROUND #2!!!!!

Laguise will run the Small Box Gauntlet.

RED: Mon Cheri pearl necklace ($2,700)
GREEN: Two pairs of Jimmy Choo heels/pumps ($2,090)- QUITS
BLUE: The ultimate makeover package ($4,050)
GOLD: Caveman purse

Amanda Jo (dressed as a bottle of hot 'n' spicy mustard) will be the first trader we've seen to play Go Big or Go Home (in front of Curtain #2) for the Honda Fit (Curtain #3). She starts off on the left-corner space that she needs to land on again in order to win that Honda- Go Big. The Go Home spaces are ZONKS. Here's the entire board layout:

1. $250
2. $500
3. Silver Envelope
4. $1K
5. $250
6. BBQ
7. $750
8. GO HOME
9. $500
10. $1K
11. Curtain #1
12. $500
13. $750
14. GO HOME
15. $1K
16. GO BIG

This deal involves only one die & works much like the Around the Block round on the game show version of "Monopoly". Once she lands on a cash amount or a prize, that space's replaced w/ another Go Home once Tiffany presses the button for it. She can stop whenever she wants, but if she rolls on & hits a Go Home, everything's gone.

1. 2- $500
2. 5- $750 ($1,250)
3. 1- LOSS
$50 Consolation Roll: $150

Lisa (dressed as a flower) & Pressin (dressed as a bee; they've been together for three years) are about to meet Dr. Wayne.

R1 (Big Box): Valenciaga pink handbag ($2,145) or monthly chi manicures/pedicures for a year & 100 bottles of of O-P-I polish ($1,570)?

Lisa- Handbag
Pressin- BUST IT

R2 (Curtain #3): SAMSUNG 46" HDTV w/ BOSE system ($3,100) or 16-drawer stainless-steel tool chest & Rockwell workstation ($2,909)?

Lisa- Home theater
Pressin- BANK IT

THE BIG RISK (Curtain #2): YES- LOSS (Shag carpet appliances)

Next up's the Money Multiplier Board.

Jennifer's (First) Round (Base amount: $20): C- 10 ($200)- STOP FOR WHAT'S IN THE SB (Tiffany in front of Curtain #2)
SB- MacBook Pro & iPhone4 w/ one-year plan ($4,488)

Tara's Round (Base amount: $100): A- GOES FOR BB
BB- The O-Fish-All ATM

A- 25
B- 50

Raul's Shakespearean Playlet SE Deal (dressed as a horse): YES ($1,200)- Four-night trip to NYC w/ helicopter tour ($6K)

Actually, this guy's riding to Big Deal Land!

THE BIG DEAL: Because the value of this Big Deal's $25,013, he could win two vacations instead of one. He chooses Door #3...but he completely misses it & leaves w/ a $2,499 Avanti treadmill courtesy of WorkoutWorld USA.

#1- Trips to France & Belize w/ a black motorscooter
#2- Jacuzzi w/ red plush towels ($6,146)

TPiR: This is the Salute to Teachers; every one who qualifies for a Pricing Game this morning will receive $1K worth of OfficeMax supplies (Manuela in front of Door #3) besides their PUFB.

The First Four teacher names that George calls are Lisa Darcy, Antonio Perez, Ruth Fabela & Judith Keller; the PUFBs kick off w/ that iPad2 (Rachel).

Lisa: $649/Antonio: $499/Ruth: $500/Judith: $601

I'm sorry Lisa from Compton, CA didn't win the $500 cash bonus off of that $668 IUFB like Sharon Baker, but maybe she'll win up to $16K anyway playing It's in the BAG (Amber & Rachel). These school-related groceries are available- a five-pack of Pentel red retractable gel pens, a container of NESCAFE Taster's Choice French Roast, a three-pound bag of Farm Stand Washington Apples, Genuine Bayer, a Boston X-ACTO K5 pencil sharpener & a 12-count box of Crayola An-Du-Septic Anti-Dust Chalk. Lisa's guesses are like these:

$.89: Chalk
$18.4: Sharpener
$3.99: Apples
$4.95: Coffee
$6.42: Bayer

She Drops Out w/ $4K. If that coffee was $4.95, she just gave back $12K...NO, it was the pen pack.

Taking her spot in Contestant's Row is Cathleen Mullen & the second IUFB's a harman/kardon home theater (Manuela at Door #5).

CATHLEEN: $6K (STAGE WILLY)/Antonio: $999/Ruth: $1,200/Judith: BUCK

ARP: $1,798

Ruth, a sign language teacher, plays Switch? for a brown leather chair marked at $3,600 (Amber) & the SAMSUNG 55" 3-D HDTV marked at $2,499 (Rachel). She switches...& wins!

Sixth's Vicky Gonzalez & the third PUFB's two pairs of Yves Saint Laurent sunglasses (ceiling platform).

Cathleen: $700/Antonio: $600/VICKY: $550/Judith: $433

ARP: $520

If Judith, an English teacher from Carmenita Middle School, becomes the second straight contestant to pass That's Too Much!, she'll win the $18K Hyundai Elantra Touring (Manuela at Door #3; current truck/van/convertible cue used).

1. $15,981
2. $16,474
3. $17,175
4. $18,662
5. $19,980- FLUNK OUT

SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN #1:
Judith ($1,520): Three Quarters
Lisa ($5,668): 70 + 60 = OVER
Ruth ($8,897): 65 + 40 = OVER BY A NICKEL- JUDITH ADVANCES

The next educator called's David Drabinski & the fourth GUFB's a Weber Genesis E330 gas grill (Amber behind splitting sign; also includes grilling tools).

Cathleen: $700/Antonio: $599/Vicky: $701/DAVID: $600

ARP: $994

After giving Drew a shirt, Vicky plays Double Prices (Manuela) for a Beachcomber Hot Tub (Rachel at Door #2). It's either $8,556 or $11,194. She picks $8,556...not enough.

Erie Robertson comes down eighth & the fifth IUFB's an Electra three-speed ladies' bicycle (Rachel in front of CR).

Cathleen: $250 (STUPID BID #2)/Antonio: $570/ERIE: $350/David: $550

ARP: $700

Antonio, the last of the FF from Jordan High School, just won something designed for women, but he could win something in Line 'Em Up that's more for guys like him- the Caliber Mainstreet (Rachel at Door #2)(MGHS theme used). Board:

1
?- $962, Wusthof cutlery set (Manuela)
?- $59, brown mini cooler w/ white dots
?- $875, Fiesta dinnerware (Amber)
2

First up is him HITTING THE BULLSEYE at $19,572!

Christina Sanchez is brought down last & a Canon HD camcorder wraps up the IUFBs for the day (Amber & Manuela).

Cathleen: $500/CHRISTINA: $899/Erie: $750/David: $395

ARP: $1,100

Elementary music teacher Christina has a chance to fly to the Hotel MELA in NYC on a vacation worth $6,937 (Rachel at Door #3) playing Cliff-Hangers (Manuela).

b.y.o.b. cotton tote bag: $13- $16 ($22 left)
Cuisinart black coffee maker: $25- $30 ($17 left)
Kat Von D eyeshadow palette: $38- $34

All I would've changed on the PG lineup was swap the first two games.

SCSD #2:
Vicky ($1,994): Quarter + 20 = $.45
Christina ($9,117): $.70
David ($23,168): 20 + Half-Dollar = $.70

SPIN-OFF:
Christina: $.80
David: Half-Dollar

SHOWCASE #1:

Door #1- Trip to Isla Mujeres Palace (Manuela)
In front of Door #2- Red VESPA LX-150 (Rachel)
Door #3- Chevrolet Equinox (Amber)($23,490)

CHRISTINA BIDS 32 GRAND ON TRIP/WHEELS SHOWCASE

MY BID FOR TRIP/WHEELS SHOWCASE: $33,333

JUDITH'S SHOWCASE:

Door #4- Three-night safari retreat at the Serious Safari Company Tanzania (Rachel)
Door #2- Porsche Boxster (doesn't include the frame or the liner like it was during 3 Strikes)(Manuela; MSG theme used)

JUDITH BIDS 48 LARGE ON SAFARI/PORSCHE SHOWCASE- GAME OVER

MY BID FOR SAFARI/PORSCHE SHOWCASE: $60,899

Showcase Prices:

Christina: $35,811
Judith: $69,485

Christina wins a total of $44,928 in merchandise.

TODAY'S PG RECORD: 3-2-1
TOTAL WINNINGS: $86,175

FF: BTW, the show's syndicated average rating has hit the 3.0 mark the past two weeks!

GAME #1: Fogartys (whose two-day cash winnings total $20,780) vs. Ruffs

R1: When a wife's mad at her husband, what does she make him do by himself? Starting with:

#1: Sleep (on couch)(56)(Corey)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
DUD: Watch the kids (Matt)

Ruffs:

Stacy (who just had her first baby boy): Cook/eat dinner- #2 (33)
Derico (a Department of Home Security worker): Have sex/"tickle his pickle"- #3 (4)
Stephanie: Go shopping- #5 (2)
Deborah: Go to a function by themselves- X
Corey: Clean the house- XX
Stacy: Talk to themselves- XXX

Matt Steal (for 95): The laundry- #4 (3)

(Note: There were several shots of part of the studio audience during this round.)

Video Bonus: Moment w/ several audience shots

R2: Name a place where a woman shouldn't be flaunting her cleavage. Face-off guess (es):

#1: Church (65)(Stacy)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Ruffs:

Derico: Work/office- #2 (14)
Stephanie: At school- TIED FOR #4 (3)
Deborah: Doctor's office- X
Corey: Funeral- TIED FOR #4 (3)
Stacy: Job interview- XX
Derico: Sporting event- XXX

Matt Steal (for another 85): Children's activities- NO

#3: Bar (5)
#6: Jail/visiting room (2)

Double: Name something that piles up when a new baby's in the house. I think I know what the top answer is:

#1: Diapers (58)(Derico)
#2:
#3: Clothes/laundry (11)(Sue)
#4:

Ruffs:

Stephanie: Dishes- X
Deborah: Toys- XX
Corey: Baby food- XXX

Matt Steal (for another 138 & to keep the lead): Bottles- NOT THERE EITHER (Ruffs: 223)

#2: Tension/stress (14)
#4: Bills (8)

Triple: Name someone a kid worries will be mad if he misbehaves in church.

#1: Parents (65)(Stephanie)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Ruffs:

Deborah: Grandmother- #4 (6)
Corey: Youth leader- X
Stacy: God- #3 (10)
Derico: Pastor/clergy- WIN AT 517 (17)

Today's CA$H Surprise Contest Amount: $300

FAST MONEY Q's:

1. According to 100 women, who taught you to drive?
2. How long would it take you to get into great shape?
3. Name a state where people go to experience the great outdoors.
4. Name an instrument kids play in the school band.
5. Name a vegetable you chop.

Corey:

1. Dad- 23
2. Six months- 20
3. Arizona- 7
4. Saxophone- 7
5. Carrots- 36
TOTAL- 93

Stacy:

1. Mom- 7
2. Three months- 12
3. Tennessee- DUD
4. Flute- 13
5. Squash- DUD
TOTAL- 125 ($625)

#1s:

2. A year
3. Colorado
4. Trumpet

GAME #2: Nogueiras vs. Gallagoses

R1: Name something most women have a hard time getting rid of. For instance:

#1:
#2: Men/old boyfriends (12)(Marcie)
#3: Clothes/shoes (11)(Vanessa)
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

Nogueiras:

Jen (a self-employed personal trainer): Jewelry- X
Sarah: Old photographs- XX
Lisa: Wrinkles- #4 (6)
Elaine (a middle school Art teacher): Grudge- TIED FOR BOTTOM (3)
Marcie: Their kids- XXX

Vanessa Steal (for 32): Credit cards- NO

#1: Weight/fat (54)
#5: Body facial hair (4)
OTHER BOTTOM ANSWER: Social diseases/STDs (3)

R2: Name something your dog watches you do at home in the nude. Starter (s):

#1: Shower/bathe (47)(Jen)
#2:
#3:
#4: Make whoopee (8)(Patricia)
#5:
#6:
#7:

Nogueiras:

Sarah: Do hair/makeup- X
Lisa: Go to bathroom- #3 (12)
Elaine: Watch TV- XX
Marci: Put on/change clothes- #2 (14)
Jen: Dance- #7 (3)
Sarah: Clean- XXX

Vanessa Steal (for 84 & the early lead): Sleep- #5 (5)(#6: Walk around)(4)

Double: Name a place where there should be a sign screaming "Babies not welcome". First guess (es):

#1: Movie theater (30)(Sarah)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

Nogueiras:

Lisa: Restaurant- TIED FOR #2 (20)
Elaine: Airplane/airport- TIED FOR #2 (20)
Marcie: Library- #4 (7)
Jen: Concert/opera- #6 (3)
Sarah: Spa- X
Lisa: Church- SWEEP! (5)(202)

Triple: Name something a mom might include in a care package to her son at college. During this F-O:

#1: Cookies/food (61)(Ben)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Gallegoses:

Father Abe (also a salesman): Money- #2 (16)
Vanessa: Clean socks/underwear- #3 (9)
Patricia: Telephone/cell phone- X
Son Abe (a 25-year-old who's one-half of a hip-hop group called Xpensive Taste w/ his brother Ben): Condoms- WIN AT 363! (7)

FM #2 Q's:

1. According to 100 ladies, name something you feel stuck w/.
2. Name a reason a man might take off his toupee.
3. How many inches long is Harry Potter's magic wand?
4. Name something you'd hate to discover has a hole in it.
5. "Hit the ________"

Patricia (mom):

1. Man- 5
2. He's hot- 20
3. 12- 27
4. Pants- 41
5. Floor- 8
TOTAL- 101

Vanessa (daughter):

1. Bad hairdo- DUD
2. Wants to sleep- 29
3. Six- 5
4. Cheese- DUD
5. Brakes- 2
TOTAL- 137 ($685)

#1s:

1. Bills/debt
5. Road

WoF: We're at the halfway mark in the sears Secret Santa Sweepstakes. The first Toss-Up category on this Monday's Fun & Games:

_ _ O R _ N _ / A

_ O _ _ _ D O W _

Tara's SCORING A TOUCHDOWN worth $1K to her. After we interview her, we'll meet her opposition:

Tara Tully (Winchester, MA)- A Third Grade teacher at Winchester Elementary who plays this game in her classroom; she also went to China w/ several other teachers this past Summer (this included riding camels)
Carol Reese (Woodbridge, VA)- A former 26-year Army member & current civilian who does manpower studies for them & also does personal writing on her own time
Matthew Morris (Bakersfield, CA)- A Cal State University-Bakersfield student studying P.E. who just got engaged to Christy & wants to coach/teach one day

This $2K TU layout displays the Proper Name of a singer:

J _ _ T _ _

_ _ M _ _ _ _ A _ E

Tara solves former *NSYNC member JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE to go to $3K.

At the start of this Eggland's Best Jackpot Round that has the Before & After theme (& a See's Candies gift tag on the wheel), she calls an instant dud of T while on the Wild Card. Secondly, Carol calls two S's while on the Jackpot for a grand, buys an A & I but then repeats the T while on the gift tag. Third, Matthew calls two H's & a C for $400 apiece & buys three O's to finish off the vowels, then he Bankrupts on the Million Dollar Wedge's right part to lose the remaining $950. Tara resumes her turn w/ two L's for nine Benjamins & two F's for the See's gift certificate, then we have...

L A _

S C H O O L

O F / F I S H

...she's graduated from a LAW SCHOOL OF FISH to put her at $4,900 in cash & candy.

SOLE DUD OF THE ROUND: T (Tara)
SOLE BANKRUPT OF THE ROUND: Matthew
SOLE DQ OF THE ROUND: Carol (T duplication)
LEFT BEHIND IN JACKPOT: $6,750

The topic of the Mystery Round puzzle's Landmark, which has Carol first calling a dud of T while on the Mystery Wedge next to the MDW. Matthew secondly strikes out as well w/ an S call. Third, Tara calls for four N's for $2K & the green 1/2 KIA, but she then duds out buying the O. We come back to Carol calling four L's for two grand, purchasing three A's, five E's & four I's to round out the vowels & inserting three P's for another $1.5K, then we've got...

I N _ E P E N _ E N _ E

_ A L L / I N

P _ I L A _ E L P _ I A

...& she gets on the board to the tune of $2,750 w/ INDEPENDENCE HALL IN PHILADELPHIA.

DUDS: O (Tara), $550 S (Matthew), T (Carol)

Quotation is tonight's Prize Puzzle Round category. First up, Matthew calls for two T's for seven thou & buys two E's, then coming his way after that are a $600 H, three O's & three R's for an additional $10.5K, but he then loses a turn by calling F while on that same top dollar space to leave at least $17,600 on the table for now. Tara then takes two Y's for $1,200 &...

T H E / _ O R _ _ / _ _

Y O _ R / O Y _ T E R

..."THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER", ma'am- you're a bit deeper in the lead w/ the extra 12 bills & a $5,400 MSC Caribbean Cruise from ORBITZ.com, $11.5K total in cash & prizes.

SOLE DUD: $3.5K (Matthew)

TONIGHT'S CRUISE SPIN ID: HC9478376 (Hector C. from Michigan)

On this Event, it's $3K TU time:

G A _ _ _ E

_ _ _ _

Matthew picks up his first three G's from a GARAGE SALE.

During the next Phrase, he duds out quickly w/ N. Second for Tara are quad T's for $3,600 but then a negative of S. After Carol calls the four C's for $3,600, she buys the double I's & lights the four K's for $1,200 more...

T I C K - T _ C K

T I C K - T _ C K

...as we hear the TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK of our clocks, she's cashed in on another $4,550, making her new cash winnings $7,300.

DUDS: $500 N (Matthew), $300 S (Tara)

Next on the category docket's Thing. Up first for Tara is N for negative for the second straight round. Second, Carol also misses w/ an R call. Going down Matthew's alley third are a $550 T & the Last Chance Mode bell...

_ _ _ _ _ _

_ _ _ T _

...w/ the remaining consonants worth $1.5K each. After an L's called by Tara...

_ L _ S S _

_ _ _ T _

...she takes out a GLOSSY PHOTO to seal the win w/ $13K in cash & merchandise! Carol leaves w/ $7,300 & Matthew has $3K of that in TU money.

$23,300 in maingame winnings were totaled this evening.

DUDS (prior to final bell): $900 N (Tara) & $300 R (Carol)

TONIGHT'S BANKRUPT TRASH: $950

CAROL SPIN ID: DI1856421 (David I.)
MATTHEW SPIN ID: DC3912424 (Dianne C.)

Maxwell House Big Money Round #37: Folks, tonight's my brother Andrew's 25th birthday! Let me remind you that on this same night exactly five years ago, the $100K was won in New Orleans & I just lost control of myself. Hoping to make history repeat itself in Culver City, Tara spins the G & here's the prompt- Event. She's got nearly half the letters to start:

_ R _ E _

_ _ S _ T

BDHI sound like darn good choices to me...

B R I E _

_ I S I T

...after her BRIEF VISIT on this program, is she $100K richer?...



















































































































































...NO. She's actually leaving w/ $43K in cash & stuff when we add the $30K she won from here. That also means $155K's now in the Rebuilding Together charity bank!

FINAL SPIN ID OF THE NIGHT: BH9189202 (Betty H.)

Millionaire: On his third GS appearance (who previously appeared on "The Price is Right" & "Wheel of Fortune"), welcome back Dave Ramos!

(Note: For some episodes this season, the pre-randomized category tree won't be shown.)

Pre-Randomized Category Order: Not Quite a Game, Local Signs, Familiar Avatar, Historic Quotes, Name That Show, Quirky Breed, Year in Movies, Master Class, Heel History & Rockin' Christmas
Randomized Category Order: Local Signs, Quirky Breed, Familiar Avatar, Year in Movies, Heel History, Master Class, Name That Show, Not Quite a Game, Rockin' Christmas & Historic Quotes

1. In 2003, the slang word "Fuhgeddaboutit" was added to a large road sign as drivers leave where?

A: Boston, MA
B: Philadelphia, PA
C: Brooklyn, NY
D: Chicago, IL

FINAL ANSWER: Brooklyn- BANK $2K

2. Prized for breeders for its intelligence & striking appearance, the Puli dog's hair resembles what household item?

A: Mop
B: Cotton balls
C: Terrycloth
D: Steel wool

FINAL ANSWER: Mop- BANK $1K ($3K)

3. In Microsoft Outlook 2010, the generic user icon bears a striking resemblance to a 1977 mug shot of whom?

A: Steve Jobs
B: Mark Zuckerberg
C: Bill Gates
D: Michael Dell

FINAL ANSWER: Bill- DOUBLE ($6K)

4. Had he lived two years longer, what award-winning film director would've died, approximately, in 2001?

A: Robert Altman
B: Billy Wilder
C: Stanley Kubrick
D: Sydney Pollack

FINAL ANSWER: Stanley- BANK $15K ($21K)

5. Early high heel shoes were actually worn by men to help them do what?

A: Ride horses
B: Make wine
C: Sword fight
D: Farm land

FIRST JUMP USED- $5K (A: Ride horses; he was thinking farm land)

6. What museum has allowed aspiring artists, including Degas & Manet, to set up an easel & copy its paintings?

A: Guggenheim
B: Louvre
C: Musee d'Orsay
D: Tate

ASK THE AUDIENCE:

A: 8%/B: 59%/C: 28%/D: 5%

FINAL ANSWER: Louvre- BANK $10K ($31K)

7. What TV host came up w/ the name of his game show when he told an auditioning contestant "You've got a Minute to Win It"?

A: Steve Harvey
B: Guy Fieri
C: Pat Sajak
D: Alex Trebek

FINAL ANSWER: Guy- BANK $7K ($38K)

8. A fake children's game which involves making someone gather a deck of cards off the floor's called what?

A: 64 Wipe-up
B: 52 Pick-up
C: 48 Clean-up
D: 44 Pile-up

FINAL ANSWER: 52 Pick-up- BANK $100 ($38,100)

9. What rocker penned a holiday song for Celine Dion called "The Magic of Christmas Day (God Bless Us Everyone)"?

A: Bret Michaels
B: Jon Bon Jovi
C: David Lee Roth
D: Dee Snider

OTHER JUMP USED- $500 (A: Dee; he actually was thinking of Bret)

For $63,100 & a chance to dance w/ Meredith: Responding to the repeal of an historic law in 1933, FDR's often quoted as saying "What America needs now is a..." what?

A: Hamburger
B: Nap
C: Drink
D: Shower

FINAL ANSWER: Drink- YES

CLASSIC MILLIONAIRE:

For $100K: What classic work was first published under the pseudonym "Captain George North"?

A: "Robinson Crusoe"
B: "Treasure Island"
C: "Lord of the Flies"
D: "Moby Dick"

BAILOUT (A: "Treasure Island", which he was leaning towards)

$1K Question Game

J!: These are the first six categories in the two-game Tournament of Champions final for this year:

"20 FOR DUMMIES"
SITCOMS BY MOM
MISSISSIPPI MISTERS
THE DOCTOR WILL "C" YOU NOW
FRENCH FIXINS
PETRA (mostly Alex video clues)

Roger picks the $200 Sitcoms By Mom clue to kick things off:

June Cleaver

Roger: "What is 'Leave It to Beaver'?"- YOU BET ($200)

$400:

Marion Cunningham

Buddy: "What is 'Happy Days'?"- CORRECT ($400)

$600:

Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor)

FIRST TRIPLE STUMPER OF THE NIGHT: "Two and a Half Men"

$800:

Maggie Seaver (Joanna Kerns)

Roger: "What is 'Growing Pains'?"- RIGHT ($1K)

$1K:

A new mom in 2011, Reagan Brinkley (Christina Applegate)

TS #2: "Up All Night"

$200 "C" Clue:

Christmas must be a bummer for you, having this condition & not being able to distinguish between red & green.

Buddy: "What is color blindness?"- RIGHT ($600)

$200 "20 For Dummies" Clue:

"Parenting For Dummies" uses this toy as an analogy for consistency: "It spins until it wobbles, and then it falls down".

Tom: "What is a top?"- CORRECT ($200)

$400:

"Allergies &" this "For Dummies" lists famous folks w/ the condition, including Beethoven & Teddy Roosevelt.

Roger: "What are auto-immune diseases?"- WRONG ($600)
Tom: "What is asthma?"- RIGHT ($600)

$600:

Released in 1991, this three-letter computer abbreviation "For Dummies" was the first in the "For Dummies" series.

Tom: "What is DOS?"- RIGHT ($1,200)

$800:

Chapter 1 of "Beekeeping For Dummies" has this question for a title, playing on a line from Shakespeare.

Roger: "What is 'To Be or Not To Be'?"- RIGHT ($1,400)

Final clue there:

"Architecture For Dummies" calls this NYC skyscraper an "Art Deco fantasy" that's complete w/ hubcaps & hood ornaments.

Roger: "What is The Chrysler Building?"- RIGHT ($2,400)

$400 "C" Clue:

All that guitar playing has caused this tough, thickened numb patches of skin on your fingertips.

Tom: "What are calluses?"- RIGHT ($1,600)

$600:

Try stretching if you suffer these, like Rafael Nadal did at the '11 U.S. Open, including at a press conference.

Buddy: "What is cramps?"- RIGHT ($1,200)

$800:

TRUE DAILY DOUBLE! For $2,400 & a tie or $0:

What's that I say? You need this type of implant in your inner ear that directly stimulates the hearing nerve.

"What is a cochlear implant?"...yes.

Final clue before the first break read by Jimmy Maguire:

W/ Osteoporosis, the vertebrae & the spine are weakened & when forced against each other can result in this common type of fracture.

Roger: "What is a compression?"- RIGHT ($3,400)

$200 French Fixin:

In French, this word can refer to an image on Turkey's flag as well as a tasty roll.

Tom: "What is a Croissant?"- CORRECT ($1,800)

$400:

The Vineyard & Petit-Gris are varieties of this mollusk; please respond in French, though it might "slow" you down.

Roger: "What is escargot?"- RIGHT ($3,800)

$600:

From Provence & pretty as a PIXAR, this eggplant dish simmered in olive oil can be served hot or cold.

Buddy: "What is a Ratatouille?"- RIGHT ($3K)

$800:

Tomatoes, garlic, black olives, anchovies, onions, tuna, green beans, eggs & herbs make up a Salade this.

Tom: "What is a Nicoise?"- YES ($2,600)

$1K:

In a remembrance of things proust, it's a small, buttery sponge cake eaten as a cookie, often dipped in coffee.

Tom: "What is Madeleine?"- RIGHT ($3,600)

First Mississippi Mister:

Once President of the Confederacy, he served as President of an insurance company after the war.

Roger: "Who is (Jefferson) Davis?"- RIGHT ($4K)

$400:

The voice of Darth Vader (& for a while, for CNN as well), he isn't from a galaxy far, far away, but from Arkabutla, MS.

Roger: "Who is James Earl Jones?"- RIGHT ($4,400)

$600:

This (late) Muppet master was born in Mississippi, where his father was doing research for the Department of Agriculture.

Roger: "Who is Jim Henson?"- RIGHT ($5K)

$800:

In March of '11, Columbus, MS celebrated what would've been the 100th birthday of this playwright.

Tom: "Who is Tennessee Williams?"- RIGHT ($4,400)

$1K:

Legendary bluesmen born in Mississippi include Chester Arthur Burnett, known as "Howlin'" this.

Tom: "Who is Wolf?"- RIGHT ($5,400)

$200 Petra Clue:

Petra's built on terras overlooking Wadi Musa, the valley of this man whose tradition says struck a rock here & made it gush w/ water.

Buddy: "Who is Moses?"- YES INDEED ($3,200)

$400:

Once, only Muslims could visit Petra's highest point; tradition says that as a 10-year-old, this man visited the site.

Roger: "Who is Muhammad?"- RIGHT ($5,400)

Center clue:

The approach to Petra's through a narrow cleft, which in 312 B.C. helped it withstand a seige by the army of Antigonus of these people; he was an heir to Alexander the Great.

Buddy: "Who are the Macedonians?"- RIGHT ($3,800)

$800:

For the thousands of tourists today, four-footed transport options within Petra are horse, donkey or this.

Tom: "What is a camel?"- RIGHT ($6,200)

FINAL CLUE OF THE ROUND:

There are a number of important tombs in the ancient city of Petra like the one behind me, which isn't named for a person, but because of the magnificent color striations is named for this expensive fabric.

TS #4: Silk

LACH TRASH (all unattempted): $1,600

Double Jeopardy! Lineup:

NOVELS
SOUNDS ALL AROUND
ANAGRAMMYS
WHO'S AT STAKE?
LANGUAGES
4 STRAIGHT VOWELS

$400 Clue Under Four Straight Vowels:

The largest one of these California conifers would yield more than 50K cubic feet of lumber.

Roger: "What is Sequoia?"- RIGHT ($5,800)

$400 Anagrammy:

Best "Cork" Song

Buddy: "What is Rock?"- OF COURSE ($4,200)

$800 4 Straight Vowels Clue:

Hawaii's fourth-largest island, it's the state's only island that has navigable rivers.

Roger: "What is Kauai?"- RIGHT ($6,600)

$800 Anagrammy:

Best "Weds No Pork" Album (including poetry)

Roger: "What is Spoken Word?"- CORRECT ($7,400)

Middle Anagrammy:

Best "Cozy Ed" or Cajun Music Album

Tom: "What is Zydeco?"- CORRECT ($7,400)

$1,600:

Best "Circle Note"/Dance Album

Roger: "What is Electronic?"- RIGHT ($9K)

Final Anagrammy:

Welcome to the Best "Snare Twit".

TS #5: New Artist

Middle Novels Answer (DD Hunting Alert):

TRUE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLYYYY DOUBLE #1! To double up to 18 grand:

Her "Agnes Grey" appeared in 1847 under the pseudonym Action Bell (note the initials).

"Who is Anne Bronte?"...GOT IT!

$1,600 Languages Clue:

BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK TDDs TONIGHT!!!!!! This will give Roger $36K if he can nail the following:

Although Dutch's the official language, Sranan Tongo's spoken by most people in this South American country.

"What is Suriname?"...HE'S DONE IT AGAIN to reach $36K!

$2K (High School Strategy Alert):

The language of these Japanese aboriginal people's virtually extinct, but once had as many as 19 dialects.

Roger: "Who are the Ainu?"- RIGHT AGAIN ($38K)

$1,200:

The language group named for these nomadic tribesmen of North Africa's also called Tamazight.

Roger: "What is Berber?"- RIGHT AGAIN ($39,200)

$800:

The people of this island nation south of Sicily use a semitic language written in the Latin alphabet.

Roger: "What is Malta?"- RIGHT AGAIN ($40K)

$400:

Chimbu & Enga are among the nearly 800 Papuan languages spoken on this "New" island.

Tom: "What is New Guinea?"- CORRECT ($7,800)

Middle Clue Under 4 Straight Vowels:

A line of waiting people, or a sequence of stored computer data awaiting processing.

Buddy: "What is a que?"- YES ($5,400)

$1,600:

This adjective means fawning or exhibiting servile obedience.

TS #6: Obsequian

$2K:

"The moan of doves in immemorial elms, and murmuring of innumerable bees" is an example of this literary device.

Roger: "What is onomatopoeia?"- RIGHT ($42K)

$1,600 Novels Answer:

Originally published anonymously, his "Waverly Novels" included "Rob Roy" in 1817.

Roger: "Who is (Sir Walter) Scott?"- RIGHT ($43,600)

$2K:

In this Dostoyevsky novel, Prince Myshkin, like the author, suffers from epilepsy.

Roger: "What is 'The Idiot?'"- RIGHT AGAIN ($45,600)

$1,200 Sounds All Around Clue:

Our studio has great these, also the branch of Physics that deals w/ sound & sound waves.

Buddy: "What are acoustics?"- RIGHT ($6,600)

$1,600:

For a comedian, it's instrumental that one of these follows a punchline.

Roger: "What is a rim shot?"- YOU BET ($47,200)

$2K:

Small pieces of ice that can damage a ship are called these, as trapped air escaping during melting makes them sound animals.

TS #7: Growlers (somebody wanted to say wolves instead)

$400 Novel:

It's alternately named "Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy".

Roger: "What is 'Little Women'?"- RIGHT ($47,600)

$800:

The hero escapes from a dungeon by sewing himself into the burial sack of a fellow prisoner in this Dumas work.

Roger: "What is "(The) Count of Monte Cristo'?"- RIGHT ($48,400)

$400 Sounds All Around Answer:

To sibilate is to do this, like a disapproving audience or a rattler.

Tom: "What is hiss?"- CORRECT ($8,200; the other sound you hear just as "SportsNation's" 3 Jeers segment starts is a boo)

$800:

A chiropractic session may include this five-letter sound, made by a locked-up joint being freed.

Buddy: "What is a crack?"- CORRECT ($7,400)

$400 Who's At Stake? Clue:

Rouen, May 30, 1431: A female saint.

Tom: "Who is Joan of Arc?"- RIGHT ($8,600)

$800:

Scotland, 1727: Janet Horne, for this crime-- the last person in Britain burned to death for it.

Buddy: "What is witchcraft?"- YES ($8,200)

$1,200:

Florence, May 23, 1498: An anti-papal priest & reformer.

Roger: "Who is Bruno?"- NO ($47,200)
Tom: "Who is Savonera?"- NO ($7,400)
Buddy: "Who is Savonarola?"- YES ($9,400)

$1,600:

Oxford, March 21, 1556: Thomas Cranmer, holder of this high religious office.

Buddy: "What is Arch Bishop of Canterbury?"- RIGHT AGAIN ($11K)

FINAL CLUE THIS ROUND:

Konstanz, German, July 6, 1415: A Czech religious performer.

Tom: "Who is (Jan) Hus?"- RIGHT ($9,400)

OFFICIAL DJ! LACH TRASH (all unattempted): $5,600

CORYAT SCORES:

Roger: $19K
Tom: $9,400
Buddy: $10,600

However, Roger's pronunciation of onomatopoeia has been DQed, so he drops to $43,200.

FINAL JEOPARDY! SUBJECT FOR GAME #1: The Presidential Cabinet.

Seven women have been the Secretary of this, the most for any department in the President's Cabinet.

TOM:
Response: "What is Labor?"
Wager: ALL-IN
Final score: $18,800

BUDDY:
Response: "What is State?"
Wager: $5K
Final score: $6K

ROGER:
Response: "What is Labor?"
Wager: $6,800
Final score: $50K!

FB: Monday night's teams:

Tatiana & Sandra Abboud (who each speak a couple languages)(BT: Cousins Jorge & Danny)
Kaden & Jeff Kulp (frozen yogurt fanatics)(BT: Mom Shannon & aunt Kelly)
Michael & Diana Pena (who love to tell tall tales)(BT: Dad Willy & brother Nathaniel)
Claire & William Lebeda (comic book fanatics)(BT: Mom Christine & aunt Kristen)
Zach & Todd Nickles (top-notch gamers)(BT: Mom Jane & cousin Jacob)

Brain Tease:

For 10: Highest trampoline jumper
ANSWER: #2
WRONG- NOBODY

For 25: Which of the five pipes did dad plug in w/ his foot?
ANSWER: #3
WRONG- Abbouds (#2)

For 50: Bobby just graduated from Fifth Grade & he & his four friends flip their caps in their black graduation suits. Bobby's green cap is now on which student (everyone else wore black caps)?
ANSWER: #4
WRONG- NO ONE

FOR 100: While Jeff was setting up a dinner table, which of the following did he only set up five of- forks, plates, knives or spoons?
ANSWER: Knives
WRONG- Lebedas (spoons), Nickelses (spoons) & Penas (plates),
ELIMINATED- Abbouds (spoons)(flip cameras)

Brain Fart: These are stores at the Mayfield Mall.

R1:

Kulps: Hot Chocolate on a Stick!
Penas: Build a ~Bare~ Bottom workshop
Lebedas: Generation Gap
Nickleses: Soup-or-Cuts

R2:

Kulps: custom Choppers
Penas: Forever 51
Lebedas: American Beagle
Nickleses: BF (Jacob)- Bath & Body Farts

R3:

Kulps: Bath & Body Shots

Unsaid: Bath & Body Functions, Abs of Blondie & Glitch, Lottery Barn, Glamorous Shots & Noise R' Us

KO Round Pairs: #1 & #15, #2 & #8, #3 & #9, #4 & #11, #5 & #12, #6 & #13, #7 & #14 and #10 & #16

Penas: #1 & #15
Lebedas: #4 & #10
Penas: WIN W/ #10 & #16!

Runner-up Prize: Philips 7" TV set

BRAIN TRIP: The Penas just donated to Save the Children. But perhaps they'll win for themselves the Eureka! gear, a killerspin table tennis set & the trip to Tanque Verde Ranch.

Camping Grid:

(--)(--)(--)(#1)
(--)(#3)(#2)(--)
(#4)(#5)(--)(--)
(--)(--)(#6)(--)

TIME LEFT: 1:12.33

Table Tennis Grid:

(--)(--)(--)(#1)(--)
(#4)(--)(#2)(--)(--)
(#5)(#3)(--)(--)(--)
(--)(#6)(#7)(--)(--)
(--)(--)(--)(#8)(--)

LOSS

Episode ratings:

9: "Jeopardy!"
8: "Millionaire"
7: "The Price is Right" & "Wheel of Fortune"
6: "Family Feud"
5: "Family BrainSurge"