"Oh Sit!" 8/16

Tonight's Musical Guest: Far East Movement

Boys: Jeff West (All-American kid), Dani (who's been playing in a gay volleyball league for five years), John Ross (police cop), David Oliver Gonzalez ("The Dog Father"), Granison Crawford & Marc (who's currently dating a MILF)
Girls: Tawny Atwood, Amanda Berl (a rescue swimmer for the military), Kelly Farrel (a 23-year-old roller derby player w/ a nickname of "Hurt Lockher"), Brittany Peters (nanny), Mary Petrie (who has a personal motto of "Wooty") & Chelsea Daminsky
 
R1: "I Like It Like That" by Hot Chelle Rae
 
CHAIRLESS- Tawny & Brittany
 
Granison: $400 + $600 = $1K
John: $500 + $350 = $850
Kelly: $300 + $150 = $450
Marc: $400 + $1K = $1,400
Amanda: $400 + $750 = $1,150
Jeff: $400 + $500 = $900
Dani: $500 + $250 = $750
David: $500 + $50 = $550
Mary: $400 + $5K = $5,400
Chelsea: $300 + DUD = $300

R2: "Blow" by Ke$ha

CHAIRLESS- Mary (so she loses about $6K)

Marc: $900 + $750 = $1,650 ($3,050)
Dani: $900 + $200 = $1,100 ($1,850)
David: $900 + $50 = $950 ($1.5K)
John: $1,050 + $500 = $1,550 ($2,400)
Granison: $900 + $5K = $5,900 ($6,900)
Jeff: $900 + $100 = $1K ($1,900)
Amanda: $600 + DUD = $600 (loses $1,750)
Kelly: $600 + $1K = $1,600 ($2,050)

R3: "Like a G6" by FEM

CHAIRLESS- John

Marc: $1,800 + $2K = $3,800 ($6,850)
Jeff: $1,800 + $1K = $2,800 ($4,700)
David: $2,200 + $250 = $2,450 ($3,950)
Dani: $1,600 + $10K = $11,600 ($13,450)
Kelly: $1,800 + $100 = $1,900 ($3,950)
Granison: $1,800 + DUD = $1,800 (throws away $8,700)

R4: "Don't Wanna Go Home" by Jason Derulo (who's been dating Jordin Sparks for a year; Derek actually sings this song for the FOS Band)

CHAIRLESS- Dani (meaning goodbye to about $15K)

Jeff: $1.5K + $2K = $3.5K ($8,200)
David: $1,750 + $10K = $11,750 ($15,700)
Marc: $1,750 + DUD = $1,750 (gives back $8,700)
Kelly: $1.5K + $1K = $2.5K ($6,450)

Other FEM Song: "Live My Life"

FR: "Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance

FINAL BANKS:
Jeff: $18,700
Kelly: $16,950
David: $26,200

WINNER- David

(Final notes: Two different kinds of text are used for the chair dollar amounts. Also, Warner Horizon TV is a producer of this show w/ The Gurin Company & 405 Productions.)