"The NEWLYWED Game" 11/29

G1 (circus couples):
Mike & Kelly
Jaysin & Niki
Jonathon & Christine

R1:
1. Right before you proposed to her, do you say you felt confident as a ringmaster, as shaky as a tightrope walker or giddy as a clown?
2. Which member of her family would you say is more likely to overstay their welcome & turn a simple overnight visit to your house into a weeknight vacation?
3. While I'm sure you appreciate her feminine mystique, what did you say's your most masculine body part?

M & K:
1. Confident- GIDDY
2. Brother Brian- BRIAN (5)
3. Feet- FEET (10)

J & N:
1. Confident- SHAKY
2. Sister Dyana- DYANA (5)
3. Arms- STOMACH

J & C:
1. Shaky- SHAKY (5)
2. Aunt- DAD
3. Arms- ARMS (10)

SH: STONEFIELD Estate Villa Resort & Spa (provided by the St. Lucia Tourist Board)

R2:
1. Tell us what you say is the most amazing thing your husband has done to get your attention before you were married.
2. Using the letter B for buddy, give us a word that best describes his circle of friends.
3. The NY Post has a daily column titled "Weird, But True". If Sherri was flipping through the paper & saw an article about you & your husband, what do you say it would be about?
BQ: There are always two sides to every story. Think back to the last tiff you & your hubby had & be honest- who do you say was in the wrong?

K & M:
1. Wrote her a song- MAKING SWEET LOVE
2. Boyz- BROTHERS
3. He wears his clown nose everywhere- PUBLIC PERFORMANCE
B: Her- YES (35)

N & J:
1. His amazing fire experience- FIRE SHOW (15)
2. Brilliant- BROTHERHOOD
3. Using fire play during whoopee- THEY PERFORM AT SEXY PARTIES
B: Her- NO

C & J:
1. Wrote her a song- WROTE HER A SONG (20)
2. Brothers- BEAUTIFUL
3. Skydiving- SPEND A LOT OF TIME LIFTING EACH OTHER IN THE AIR
B: Her- WIN (45)

CP: Anolon cookware

G2:
Marvin & Mary (who have nine kids between them & they call themselves "The Black Brady Bunch")
Justin & Katie (who reconnected at a friend's wedding)
Evan & Jess (he proposed to her on Coney Island)

R1:
1. If she became an instant reality TV star & the paparazzi followed the two of you around, would you say she would stop & pose every chance she's got, become a hermit in her own home or pull an Alec Baldwin & get physical?
2. Let's not skirt the issue here- who do you say wears the pants in your relationship?
3. "Call me a skeptic, but I can't imagine that my wife's parents taught her how to __________________."

M & M:
1. Pose- POSE (5)
2. Her- RIGHT (10)
3. Clean up after herself- SHUT UP

J & K:
1. Alec- POSE
2. Him- WRONG
3. Not be competitive- COOK

E & J:
1. Hermit- POSE
2. Her- RIGHT (5)
3. Work well w/ others- CONTROL HER TEMPER

SH: Smugglers Cove

R2:
1. When it comes to his work-like balance, what percentage of his time do you say is spent working?
2. Aside from his proposal, what do you say is the most creative date he's planned between the two of you?
3. What do you name as something you own that he frequently borrows?
BQ: When you & your hubby are cruising along the "Highway of Love", who do you say's usually in the driver's seat?

M & M:
1. 80%- 80% (especially in the military)(20)
2. Went to Inner Harbor, Baltimore- TOOK HER TO A BALTIMORE HARBOR RESTAURANT & HIM WALKING AROUND (30)
3. Hair grease- HAIR GREASE (40)
B: Him- WIN! (65)

K & J:
1. 50%- 60% (he changed his mind at the last second)
2. Their honeymoon- PHILLIES GAME
3. Nail clippers- SOCKS
B: Him- SKUNK AVOIDED (25)

J & E:
1. 25%- 60%
2. Her birthday dinner- TAKING HER TO NOBU FOR HER BIRTHDAY AS A SURPRISE ONE YR. (15)
3. Moisturizer- SOAP
B: Him- RIGHT (40)

CP: Blending/chopping system

G3:
Corey & Sheila
Chris & Leeann (he works in football, she works in beer sales)
Wilfred & Akilah

R1:
1. How much do you say you've spent on your first date w/ her based on which President covered the bill- Andrew Jackson, Ulysses S. Grant or Benjamin Franklin?
2. "My wife acts like she doesn't like ______________, but I know she secretly enjoys it."
3. What do you name as two things that life w/ her is full of?

C & S:
1. Jackson- JACKSON (5)
2. Football- GOING DOWN ON ME
3. Adventure & work- STRESS & BOWLING

C & L:
1. Franklin- GRANT
2. Gas- GOING DOWN ON ME
3. Fun & football- FOOTBALL & BEER (because he's a football coach)

W & A:
1. Grant- JACKSON
2. Sex- THE ACTUAL ACT OF DOING IT (5)
3. Excitement & questions- SURPRISES & JOY

SH: The Verandah

R2:
1. What's the one thing in your life that you say you've not changed since your single days as a gal?
2. If you & your hubby needed to add spice to your sex life, which one do you say you would choose- cinnamon to make it sweeter, red pepper to make it hotter or paprika to add some variety?
3. You & your hubby are driving cross-country & you're in charge of the music- what CD can you say you play that he pretends to hate, yet still sings along for every single word?
BQ: "I'm not saying my husband is messy, but if he moved out, I certainly wouldn't have to clean the ____________ as often."

S & C:
1. Last name- THE TIMES SHE SPENDS W/ HER BEST FRIEND
2. Red pepper- PAPRIKA
3. Zac Brown Band- SUGARLAND
B: Crumbs off the coffee table- COFFEE TABLE IN THE LIVING ROOM (30)

L & C:
1. Checking account- BUBBLY, OUTGOING PERSONALITY
2. Paprika- CINNAMON
3. Lady Antebellum- LADY ANTEBELLUM (10)
B: Bedroom- CLOTHES IN THE BEDROOM (35)

A & W:
1. Last name- BANK ACCOUNT
2. Red pepper- CINNAMON
3. Monica- ALICIA KEYS
B: Bathtub- SHOWER (30)

CP: Fluance FiSDK500 iPod/iPhone dock

G4:
Schubert & Chavonne
Matthew & Erica
Jeremy & Jessica (he drives a beer delivery truck)

R1:
1. "I think my wife should remember the phrase 'Less is more' when it comes to _______________."
2. Since you got married & started wearing that ring, do you say you think the single women you meet pay more attention to you or treat you like kryptonite?
3. Name something you did for her recently that's sure as heck didn't get the reaction you were hoping for.

S & C:
1. Her makeup- PERFUME
2. More- RIGHT (5)
3. Dressed for an audition- MOVED HER CAR FOR HER

M & E:
1. Her hair- SHOPPING
2. More- RIGHT (5)
3. Landscaping on their house- BUY HER A BICYCLE FOR HER BIRTHDAY & TOOK HER RIDING

J & J:
1. Her makeup- SHOPPING
2. More- RIGHT (5)
3. Cut her hair- BUY HER CLOTHES

SH: Smugglers Cove

R2:
1. If you met your hubby five yrs. earlier than you did, what would you say would've happened- still get married, dated but broken up or never went out at all?
2. If there was a new reality show called "Extreme PDAs" that caught couples going a bit too far in public, which experience do you say would be featured in his episode?
3. "My husband is the apple of my eye & I go bananas for his ___________."
BQ: Name the household chore that you say you swear your hubby hasn't done since you've been married.

C & S:
1. Dated- NEVER
2. Balcony adventures- THE WEDDING
3. Manipulation without penetration- BUTT
B: Vacuum the floor- COOKING

E & M:
1. Never- NEVER (15)
2. His dad's boat in the marina- GRABBING HER BOOBS A LITTLE TOO MUCH AT A BAR
3. Smile- BUTT
B: Pick up the clothes- COOKING

J & J:
1. Dated- MARRIED
2. Driving home from Virginia- HIM ON THE WAY BACK FROM VIRGINIA DRIVING W/ HIS MOM (15)
3. Kisses- DOWN SOUTH
B: Pick up the clothes- CLEAN THE CATBOX

SD #4:
M & E: 45
J & J: 50

CP: iPod/iPhone dock

EPISODE RATINGS:

8 PM: 7
8:30 PM: 8
9 PM: 7
9:30 PM: 3